pasternakski -> RE: Is This A Joke? (10/4/2004 8:02:23 PM)
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a) If you're a lawyer, you don't have anything better to do with your time. b) Why buy it when you can get a judgment, execute it, and own the place anyway? (The same philosophy espoused by, "If the meek do inherit the earth, they will probably post it as collateral for a loan, default on the payments, and lose it.") c) See, the whole idea is never to get in front of a judge, and, if you do, make sure you have picked the right people to sit on the jury (reference the O.J. Simpson criminal trial). d) A lawyer would never ask such a question. He would likely receive a response something like, "Because my client is so undeniably stupid, it could never have occurred to him that he might be damaging his eyes. Therefore, the defendants (who, by the way, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have deep pockets and are a corporation, so that a judgment in favor of the plaintiff would not actually hurt a real person) ought to be held liable for their negligence." e) I'm taking this one on strict 20 percent contingency, 'cause I'm gonna win (it's a lock with Frag leading the defense team).
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