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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo
That, sir, is a low and disgusting stereotype! There are plenty of good looking women in Ukraine.

I totally agree with the Red mouse. Low and disgusting! There are plenty of good looking women in the Ukraine. I've seen them in issues of Special Order Ukraine Bride monthly.

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ORIGINAL: Ossian

People claim it was the old Laudanum that 'influenced' the Lakeland poets but I think it was a good, hearty dose of Kendal mint cake. I bet Coleridge had munched about 10 bars when he wrote 'Kubla Khan.' All that sugar must do do something funny to you.

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

With all due respect, Onime-I should hope you're not familiar with the presentation of my rectum under any circumstances, particularly as a means of recognition of my corpse. That suggests a certain familiarity with my back side that I'm not willing to grant you. No offense-I'm sure you're a nice guy and all, but still.

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Ossian

Nope. They're oblivious to it.

Speaking of ned idiots, I was at Edinburgh zoo with the GF years ago and we were at the Tiger enclosure, a beautiful big cat with eyes full of true intelligence was within, regarding the humans on the other side of the glass wall with something like utter disdain and it wasn't hard to see why. There was a full ned family: dad, mum, two kids all wrapped up in kappa tracksuits and nikes. Dad ned was banging away on the glass, regardless of the huge signs all over the place asking him to refrain from doing just that as it upsets the animals. After a minute or two he turns to me and says "This Lion's pure crap, by ra way. it wilnae bark or anything."

I hate zoos. The wrong creatures are always locked up in them.

<recalls in horror at the thought that >50% of Americans have Scotch/Irish backgrounds>

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

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ORIGINAL: sprior

Yes, but I have to warn you a lot of it's written in the Cumbrian dialect and might be hard for non-English speakers to read.

What about Americans?

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ORIGINAL: Moondawggie

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Ossian

Nope. They're oblivious to it.

Speaking of ned idiots, I was at Edinburgh zoo with the GF years ago and we were at the Tiger enclosure, a beautiful big cat with eyes full of true intelligence was within, regarding the humans on the other side of the glass wall with something like utter disdain and it wasn't hard to see why. There was a full ned family: dad, mum, two kids all wrapped up in kappa tracksuits and nikes. Dad ned was banging away on the glass, regardless of the huge signs all over the place asking him to refrain from doing just that as it upsets the animals. After a minute or two he turns to me and says "This Lion's pure crap, by ra way. it wilnae bark or anything."

I hate zoos. The wrong creatures are always locked up in them.

<recalls in horror at the thought that >50% of Americans have Scotch/Irish backgrounds>

Actually, immigration explains that seeming conundrum, Cap:

Most of the smart ones got the hell out of Scotland and Ireland ASAP and came to America.

The dumb ones stayed behind.

A few hundred years later, after several more generations of inbreeding among what's left, you get these whitebread Hip-Hop moron wannabees pictured in the video.

"Devolution" at work!

It's a classic example of natural selection and population genetics in action.

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ORIGINAL: Ossian
Any more of this viscous slander and King Sean the first will authorize a new Susan Boyle album. You all heard what she did to 'Wild Horses,' Just think what she could do to ZZ Top.

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ORIGINAL: Ossian

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ORIGINAL: Moondawggie

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Ossian

Nope. They're oblivious to it.

Speaking of ned idiots, I was at Edinburgh zoo with the GF years ago and we were at the Tiger enclosure, a beautiful big cat with eyes full of true intelligence was within, regarding the humans on the other side of the glass wall with something like utter disdain and it wasn't hard to see why. There was a full ned family: dad, mum, two kids all wrapped up in kappa tracksuits and nikes. Dad ned was banging away on the glass, regardless of the huge signs all over the place asking him to refrain from doing just that as it upsets the animals. After a minute or two he turns to me and says "This Lion's pure crap, by ra way. it wilnae bark or anything."

I hate zoos. The wrong creatures are always locked up in them.

<recalls in horror at the thought that >50% of Americans have Scotch/Irish backgrounds>

Actually, immigration explains that seeming conundrum, Cap:

Most of the smart ones got the hell out of Scotland and Ireland ASAP and came to America.

The dumb ones stayed behind.

A few hundred years later, after several more generations of inbreeding among what's left, you get these whitebread Hip-Hop moron wannabees pictured in the video.

"Devolution" at work!

It's a classic example of natural selection and population genetics in action.

Hey! Some of us are still here! I can almost count to five and have never hardly stabbed anyone.

Neds are a bit of local colour, like the Amish or something. With less barn building. And more Buckfast.

Any more of this viscous slander and King Sean the first will authorize a new Susan Boyle album. You all heard what she did to 'Wild Horses,' Just think what she could do to ZZ Top.

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ORIGINAL: Ossian

Any more of this viscous slander and King Sean the first will authorize a new Susan Boyle album. You all heard what she did to 'Wild Horses,' Just think what she could do to ZZ Top.

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

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ORIGINAL: Ossian

Any more of this viscous slander and King Sean the first will authorize a new Susan Boyle album. You all heard what she did to 'Wild Horses,' Just think what she could do to ZZ Top.

Cuz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man Duh duh duh duh Duh!


It is possible that she already has a beard. Funny thing is Boyle is my mother's maiden name.*


*I don't want any of you ned's breaking into my bank account either.

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ORIGINAL: Grollub

There's a war going on on? Where?

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The doctors are getting murderized with influenza out here in California. I think it peaked about a week ago. Thing is the CDC got it right this year and the vaccine has very good coverage. Now all the people who declined the vaccine because they "never get sick" are coming in whining for antibiotics. If one more idiot asks for a "Z-pack"...why I....will do nothing...and smile patiently because nobody wants to hear "I told you so". Fortunatley, Tamiflu works pretty well.


This year the vaccine sounds like a Wee Jap Dobber attack plan for OZ (H1N1/ A Brisbane / B Perth). It also occurs to me that WAAAAY too many influenza strains are named after Australian cities. You people down there need to wash your hands better. In fairness, the H1N1 strain is called California H1N1 even though everybody knows it came from Mexico. It seems there is political correctness even in virology.

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The doctors are getting murderized with influenza out here in California. I think it peaked about a week ago. Thing is the CDC got it right this year and the vaccine has very good coverage. Now all the people who declined the vaccine because they "never get sick" are coming in whining for antibiotics. If one more idiot asks for a "Z-pack"...why I....will do nothing...and smile patiently because nobody wants to hear "I told you so". Fortunatley, Tamiflu works pretty well.


This year the vaccine sounds like a Wee Jap Dobber attack plan for OZ (H1N1/ A Brisbane / B Perth). It also occurs to me that WAAAAY too many influenza strains are named after Australian cities. You people down there need to wash your hands better. In fairness, the H1N1 strain is called California H1N1 even though everybody knows it came from Mexico. It seems there is political correctness even in virology.

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

This year the vaccine sounds like a Wee Jap Dobber attack plan for OZ (H1N1/ A Brisbane / B Perth).

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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

The doctors are getting murderized with influenza out here in California. I think it peaked about a week ago. Thing is the CDC got it right this year and the vaccine has very good coverage. Now all the people who declined the vaccine because they "never get sick" are coming in whining for antibiotics. If one more idiot asks for a "Z-pack"...why I....will do nothing...and smile patiently because nobody wants to hear "I told you so". Fortunatley, Tamiflu works pretty well.


This year the vaccine sounds like a Wee Jap Dobber attack plan for OZ (H1N1/ A Brisbane / B Perth). It also occurs to me that WAAAAY too many influenza strains are named after Australian cities. You people down there need to wash your hands better. In fairness, the H1N1 strain is called California H1N1 even though everybody knows it came from Mexico. It seems there is political correctness even in virology.

Emerging Infectious Diseases (vol. 17, No. 2, Feb. 2011, pp. 255-257) had a breakdown on upwards of 1000 isolates of pH1N1 from humans last year. >99% of the viral isolates were susceptible to Oseltamivir. Better living through chemistry, mate.

Now, can you claim time on this forum for CE?

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

So let me see if I got this right. People who do not get flu shots are idiots. People who do get flu shots are idiots. People who get the flu are idiots. People who ask for antibiotics are idiots. People who dont ask for antibiotics are idiots. People who live in A Brisbane and B Perth are idiots who dont wash their hands. Youre right, this vaccine does have pretty good coverage.

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ORIGINAL: moore4807

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

So let me see if I got this right. People who do not get flu shots are idiots. People who do get flu shots are idiots. People who get the flu are idiots. People who ask for antibiotics are idiots. People who dont ask for antibiotics are idiots. People who live in A Brisbane and B Perth are idiots who dont wash their hands. Youre right, this vaccine does have pretty good coverage.

Nice analysis!

I think its the CDC that WERE the idiots for the past two years for picking the "wrong" influenza strains to protect against. However they got off the idiot list this year for getting it right!

Idiots who did'nt get this years shot ARE idiots because it has inconvenienced/overwhelmed the medical practices who now have OVER twice the average idiots per day "whining" for antibiotics!

One of the stressed out medical practioners has noticed an Australian continent anomaly in the flu type identifiers and combined this with his hobby of early twentieth century conflict resolution to the delight of his loyal AAR readers!

Pure Genius! Somebody get a scriptwriter in here!

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ORIGINAL: Onime No Kyo

So let me see if I got this right. People who do not get flu shots are idiots.

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People who do get flu shots are idiots.

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People who get the flu are idiots.

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People who ask for antibiotics are idiots.

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People who dont ask for antibiotics are idiots.

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People who live in A Brisbane and B Perth are idiots who dont wash their hands.

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ORIGINAL: Smeulders

Oscars versus Hurricanes is just unsporting. They can hit the Hurricanes 10 times and then they have a head on collision with a fly and they go down.