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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 6:07:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Love the small print from the article: "Again, the Establishment has side-stepped the very real issue that bicycle-seat sniffing leads to all manner of anti-woman crimes."

Really, now?

ETA: Nice hair, Clinton!

ETA II: The article describes him as England's most notorious bike seat sniffer. This suggests that there are others that are less notorious? How common is this in England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 6:08:03 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 6:16:47 PM   
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ETA II: The article describes him as England's most notorious bike seat sniffer. This suggests that there are others that are less notorious? How common is this in England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium?


Have you seen 28 Days Later? I think this is how it starts.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 6:43:08 PM   
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Meanwhile, in other Brit-related news....




The problem here is that the Sunday Sport is not so much a newspaper as a fictionalised approach to current affairs with boobies in it.




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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 6:54:30 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 6:57:50 PM   
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If vanishing B-29 bombers and coffee tables made from murder victims aren't your thing, how about bank robbing equidaes? And topless airlines.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:02:24 PM   
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If vanishing B-29 bombers and coffee tables made from murder victims aren't your thing, how about bank robbing equidaes? And topless airlines.


"Fly the REALLY friendly skies" aside, what does a donkey use for weapons? Why was the hazmat crew called out? Why do they look so baffled? C'mon, the inquiring public needs to know!


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:03:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm trying to see if this is more our (defunct) National Enquirer (with boobies) or our The Onion (with boobies). Probably somewhere in between. In any case, a fine source of intelligence MIB-style.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:12:01 PM   
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with boobies in it.


It wasn't called the Sunday Spurt for nothing.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:12:32 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:24:50 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:32:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well.

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:32:38 PM   
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Must be my little toe again.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:34:40 PM   
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England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium?


Did you not own Jazz by Queen? "Fat bottomed girls will be riding your way, oh yeah..."

The insert in the album is NSFW or, I suspect, here.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:35:47 PM   
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morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well.

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.


It's alive!




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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:36:03 PM   
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morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well.

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.


Des! So very good to hear you're doing well, old bean!

We understand that you were recently in hospital. How is your health after your most recent procedures?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:37:01 PM   
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life is good.


The alternative ain't much fun. Good to see you alive and kicking mate!

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:37:45 PM   
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England? Is there an epidemic / plague of bike seat sniffers awafting around Londinium?


Did you not own Jazz by Queen? "Fat bottomed girls will be riding your way, oh yeah..."

The insert in the album is NSFW or, I suspect, here.


Eh? What's all this inserting into Al's bum then?

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:38:44 PM   
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When t shirts go wrong.





Hi there Sprior old-chap... I must be thick, but I can't see anything wrong with the tee-shirts.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:40:35 PM   
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morning tithe... howdy folks, hope you're all hanging well.

Summers here in NZ, and it is a beautiful warm morning... life is good.


It's alive!





I was kind of thinking this, but same basic premise...






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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:40:44 PM   
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What's all this inserting into Al's bum then?


You've been reading too many t shirts again.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:44:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		By the way, I never did thank you lot for Kelly LeBrock. A fine piece of woman what...

On second thought, never mind. She was born in New York City. A Yank. Well, I can salute that Yank, alright.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:46:46 PM   
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I was kind of thinking this, but same basic premise...


Are you saying:

1. Des looks like Kelly le Brock or
2. Des wears underpants on his head?

The world wonders.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:47:50 PM   
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Des! So very good to hear you're doing well, old bean!

We understand that you were recently in hospital. How is your health after your most recent procedures?


Good to hear you too there Andre... Yes was in hospital, they tell me it was a of touch and go a few weeks ago, but then they always do.

But I'm a lot better now, and just have to get over all these holes they've cut in me. Could (should they tell me) have stayed in hospital, but I've come home with a hospital bed ( and half the ward).



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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:48:55 PM   
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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:50:49 PM   
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I was kind of thinking this, but same basic premise...


Are you saying:

1. Des looks like Kelly le Brock or
2. Des wears underpants on his head?

The world wonders.


How the hell did you know that I wear underpants on my head (wards of evil spirits).


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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:50:54 PM   
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But I'm a lot better now, and just have to get over all these holes they've cut in me.


You can't trust those bloody surgeons, I'm afraid. Shiny shiny cut cut is their modus operandi. Glad to hear you've escaped their clutches for the time being.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 7:59:19 PM   
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( and half the ward).


Nurses too? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 8:05:08 PM   
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( and half the ward).


Nurses too? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


Yes a couple of these lovely creatures come in from time to time. but when you are covered in bandages,tubes and stuff, romance doesn't really figure.

Anyway the head-nurse is Mrs Divepac, who is the love of my life.

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RE: THE THREAD!!! - 12/2/2012 8:06:16 PM   
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When t shirts go wrong.





Nothing wrong with the shirt. The perspective and the minds in gutters, however....

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