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Well the second big German dust-up didn't end too badly then....'cept the USA seems pretty interested in the goings-on in Europe... I love to build the Italian CAValry and send it on down towards the Heart of Darkness in the Congo. I just know Colonel Kurtz is down there somewhere. Who wouldn't want him on their side when you go to conquer the world? Once you go on a mission like that, you might never want another one. Pointless? Possibly. Probably. But I do it for the children. Gandhi's children. Those Italian Lancers with their snazzy hats draw the gaze of the CW's own colorful chits, their Terrorist units. Errr, Terroritorials. Kurtz is the Terrorist, let's keep things straight now. Otherwise, all those cheap partially armed African units ship over to India, beating down the bushes looking for those Indian National Army training camps, and keeping those nasty Hill Tribes of Burma back up out of the way in the hills, where they belong. Winnie wants to keep the life blood of the Empire flowing, always, no matter how many Indians have to starve to do it, otherwise the Commonwealth economy could end up in a bit of a sticky wicket. In just a few short months I expect an interesting convoy to start unloading in Tripoli....but the wicket is already sticky in Asia. Why under this latest Geneva Convention, those dastardly Italians could division their Cavalry corps out in two directions, and maybe even bring the Libyan Camel Corps along on the ride for a three-pronged assault, though observers don't expect a bunch of shaggy half-starved guys just hoping to find enough clean water to ahh boil up the ahh pasta, eh?, for dinner tonight to actually be able to fire any bullets at something. But they certainly change things, planting the colorful Italian Fasces wherever they go. Next thing you know Italian Terrorist recruiting agents, flush with cheap Deutsche Marks, are chatting up Idi Amin's grandfather and giving him some horses while those dastardly Somali Pirates are gazing lustily at France's Booty, err Djbouti, thinking DJ Booty, must be a helluva mix spinning up in there, until Commando Supremo gets them properly oriented facing south, to seize the quays their brothers in arms from the Greatest East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere the game has ever seen will need to unload at, to put some teeth in the conquest of the Dark Continent. I have even heard rumors of medium range Italian hybrid bombers dropping hay to the Savoyans in the desert to keep their "blitzkrieg" going at the appropriate lightning pace, the way Adolf's boys do it. Africa will never be the same. DeGaulle better post some sentries around his hide-out down there, wherever he puts it. Colonel Kurtz is coming.
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