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Onime No Kyo -> RE: THE THREAD!!! (5/9/2012 12:41:53 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy
Dixie,
Can you help me put Dr. Clemon Watson in touch with this poor man? Barrister Douglas Andrew looks like he needs some help:
My Dear Friend,
I am happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from China. Although you might find it difficult
to remember me, since it has indeed been a very long time. However, I am much elated and privileged to contact you again after this Long time.
While it takes faith and courage to remember old friends and at the same time, to show gratitude to them in spite of circumstances that may have Disrupted our
transaction ultimately not to work out as we projected.Nevertheless, I take this liberty to inform you that, the Transaction we were pursuing then together, finally
worked out by the infinite mercy of GOD Almighty and I've decided to contact you, just to let
You know the present situation.
I must inform you also that I am presently in China for business negotiations and establishment, and, with a sincere heart, I have raised and signed an International
Cashier's bank draft, to the tune of US$8,000,000.00 (Eight Million United States Dollars) in your name as COMPENSATION for your Dedication and humane contribution as
it were. I will be very busy here at the moment because of the investment projects that me and my new partners are having at hand. Do not also accept any fax or
telephone calls that do not come from my secretary.
He is the only person I instructed and directed on how to deliver the draft to you. Therefore, I implore you to contact him immediately you read this Message for
further information on how to receive your draft, for I have conscience as a human being, and I really appreciated your tremendous effort And contribution made to make
things work out but which we couldn't complete due to circumstances beyond our control. In view of this, you are to contact My secretary in the person of Mr. Collins
George. Find below his contact.
Contact person: Mr. Collins George
Email: iinfoprivate@aol.com or mrcollinsgeorge@inmail.sk
Contact Phone number: +2347084355706.
Note: He is waiting to hear from you so that he can ship the ICBD to your residence/office address as you may instruct him to, BE WARNED ABOUT
FRADULENT LETTER. Take note and bear in mind that the International Cashier bank draft has a validity period of 30 banking days, as such it is expedient You contact
him and thus have modality put in place to conclude this arrangement in the earliest possible time.
Sincerely,
Barrister Douglas Andrew
Your inbox seems to be a magnet for this crap. [:D]
I'd post some of the gems I get in Russian but you guys wouldnt be able to truly appreciate the terrible grammar.
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