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Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/9/2015 8:14:45 PM)
Save-ah from page 2 ignomi...ignomin...shame.[&o]

uncivil_servant -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/10/2015 12:26:20 PM)
Keeping it alive... so - how did SGs trip with PG go?

Lecivius -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/10/2015 2:55:40 PM)
Salutations on the little samurai [image]local://upfiles/26061/451BE7BAD7B24A9285459D3F4BA2D869.jpg[/image]

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/10/2015 9:36:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: uncivil_servant Keeping it alive... so - how did SGs trip with PG go? Hai! Pichtuhs or didn't happen!

Sangeli -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2015 12:54:22 AM)
Maybe Mandrake is stir on trip? In parrarrer universe Japanese have been waiting neary a week for Mandrake to to give orders to his units. Japanese men can't understand deray since Japanese commanders have so graciousry offered to take Arried mens by ship to Burma to build rairroads for the Emperor. That best offer silly arried men going to get unless they prefer creaning toilets on the upcoming luxury liners to New Tokyo (formery known as Pearl Harbor).

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2015 6:54:45 PM)
Hai! That exacatarry what-ah happen...except for part about creaning out toirets.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2015 6:56:39 PM)
Say...Sangeri handsome ferrow. Where you get arr of medarhs. Capturing arr of Commonwearth?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:13:46 PM)
Hory crap, that-ah was busy rast 10 days to go on recon mission to Seatturh and Victoria. Mandrake-san find out Japn-mens spies on Bainbridge Isrand arready get sent to Manzanar by bahstard Roosevert. On othah hand, Boing prant you carr up and idiots take on broody tour. Seem rike one B-17 have-ah more aruminum than arr of Japan. Mandrake-san begin to wondah if war rearry good idea despite arr of fun Japan-mens have on Bugis Street. Canada-mens have-ah pretty nice fort at Esquimart Harbour near Victoria but-ah not have any ships. Hahahah. Besides, Victoria berow emergency reinforcement rine.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:21:51 PM)
Mandrake-san run into idiot at Bengal Room of Empress Hoterh in Victoria. Have brandy and try to get interrigence but idiot say things rike, "Did I evah tell you about time we are on the wrong side of the Sittang River and the Little Yellow Bahstards landed behind us at Pegu? Bloody war crime if you ask me. I had to swim the bloody Sittang." Hahah. Rike Japan-mens not arready know that. [image]local://upfiles/7983/596ED7A61FBF47288B6E292EEBD8586C.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:29:00 PM)
Seatturh have rearry good food. Pretty much anything come out of water Seatturh-mens put sauce on it and eat it. One time pay $6 for "French Fries". Mandrake-san wondah what so Goddman good about $6 French fries. They cook in duck fat, that what. Uhhhhhhhhhh....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:32:48 PM)
Anyway, back to war in Pacific. Mandrake-san forget where at exacatarry. Remember starving British-mens in woods near Brisbane? Werr, some staff idiot wait too rong for counterattack and Austraria 1st Division move in so 4th Division get ass kicked when attack. Japan-mens take 4 times casuarties. Now sitzkrieg in woods but at reast onry one division at Maryborough now.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:36:52 PM)
******************Feb. 23, 1942(d)*********** PI:** Mainry bombing airfierds because Arried-mens sneak in coupruh of P-40's. Arso, Arried-mens sneaking in suppries from Broneo. Night Time Surface Combat, near Bataan at 78,77, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships MTB G-1 Allied Ships xAKL Siberoet, Shell hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:42:14 PM)
*************23:40, aboard G-1********* Hata: Hey, that-ah rearry fun browing up ship. Ota-san think crew get medurhs? Ota-san: Hata, forget about Goddman medurhs and watch for mines. Hata: Ota-san, are mines kind of round with metarh spikes? Ota-san:** Yes, why Hata waste Ota-san t? <BOOOOOM>

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:47:41 PM)
Java-jima: SPrior-san trying to run in suppries to Samareng. Royarh Navy and Queen Beatrix and friends not-ah get memorandum about war ovah. Night Time Surface Combat, near Soerabaja at 57,101, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Kumano DD Arashi DD Ikazuchi DD Shikinami DD Ayanami DD Asagiri Allied Ships MTB 7, Shell hits 4 Rike Mexico-mens say...."cucarachas der mar" Night Time Surface Combat, near Soerabaja at 57,101, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Kumano DD Arashi DD Ikazuchi DD Shikinami DD Ayanami DD Asagiri Allied Ships MTB 7

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:49:28 PM)
These boys read too many books about Nerson. Night Naval bombardment of Semarang at 53,102 Allied Ships CL Emerald DD Nestor Japanese ground losses: 49 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 4 Port hits 4

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:53:48 PM)
Then sun come up. Cucarachas not-ah afraid on sunright. Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 4,000 Yards Japanese Ships CVL Ryujo CVL Zuiho CVE Hosho DD Michishio DD Yamakaze DD Yugure DD Hibiki DD Inazuma Allied Ships MTB 9 MTB 11 MTB 12, Shell hits 1, and is sunk HORY CRAP! New underwear for commandah! What-ah happen to "security force"? Rooking at frying fish? Fortunatry not-ah rearry break anything important. Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,101, Range 4,000 Yards Japanese Ships CVL Ryujo, Shell hits 1 CVL Zuiho, Shell hits 2 CVE Hosho DD Michishio DD Yamakaze DD Yugure DD Hibiki DD Inazuma Allied Ships CL Emerald DD Nestor

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 3:58:50 PM)
Harro! Commandah of Kumano? This-ah why make big bucks. Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 54,101, Range 6,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Kumano DD Arashi DD Ikazuchi DD Shikinami DD Ayanami DD Asagiri Allied Ships MTB 9, Shell hits 2, and is sunk MTB 11, Shell hits 2, and is sunk Harro! Ovah here! Goddamn British-mens cruiser! Focus! Harro! When fragship start browing up probabry good indication enemy ship around. Day Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 54,100, Range 1,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Kumano, Shell hits 13, on fire DD Arashi DD Ikazuchi DD Shikinami DD Ayanami DD Asagiri Allied Ships CL Emerald, Shell hits 5 DD Nestor, Shell hits 13, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:17:51 PM)
HMS Emerard have rots of ammo ..and nine rives. Submarine attack near Semarang at 53,101 Japanese Ships SS I-162 Allied Ships CL Emerald CL Emerald is sighted by SS I-162 SS I-162 launches 4 torpedoes Oscars from Sumatra-jima sweep ovah Soerabaja Morning Air attack on Soerabaja , at 56,104 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 31 NM, estimated altitude 33,180 feet. Estimated time to target is 10 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 24 Allied aircraft B-339D x 17 CW-21B Demon x 4 75A-7 Hawk x 5 Japanese aircraft losses Ki-43-Ia Oscar: 2 destroyed Allied aircraft losses B-339D: 1 destroyed CW-21B Demon: 1 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:20:15 PM)
Surery, Kates from mini KB brow up Emerard now? Naaah, rets send out harf of bombers aftah cucarachas. Morning Air attack on TF, near Banjoewangi at 57,107 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 22,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 7 B5N1 Kate x 18 No Japanese losses Allied Ships HDML P 6, Bomb hits 1, and is sunk HDML P 5 Rets send out othah harf! Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Soerabaja at 56,104 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 23,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 10 B5N1 Kate x 19 Allied aircraft B-339D x 4 CW-21B Demon x 1 75A-7 Hawk x 1 Japanese aircraft losses B5N1 Kate: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged Allied aircraft losses CW-21B Demon: 1 destroyed Allied Ships HDML P 21 HDML P 8 HDML P 18

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:24:13 PM)
Kongo escorting suppry convoy. Fortunatery, Stringbabs from Batavia not-ah have torpedoes. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Billiton at 53,96 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 4,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 11 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 4 Allied aircraft Swordfish I x 7 139WH-3 x 3 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses Swordfish I: 3 damaged Swordfish I: 1 destroyed by flak Japanese Ships BB Kongo, Bomb hits 2 Aircraft Attacking: 7 x Swordfish I bombing from 1000 feet Naval Attack: 2 x 500 lb GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:27:00 PM)
Oz: Yamashiro inbound to Brisbane. Run into "ammo-eatah". Night Time Surface Combat, near Brisbane at 96,160, Range 4,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Yamashiro DD Akigumo DD Oshio Allied Ships AM Cessnock, Shell hits 3, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:35:04 PM)
*********Aboard Oshio, Yamashiro bombardment force, 8000 yds off Brisbane Harbour*** Hata: That-ah rearry fun brow up minesweeper. WO Honda: Goddmanit Hata, don't tark unress rearry important. Hata: HAI! WO Honda: Eh...eh. Shut up, idiot! <goes back to grasses..30 seconds pass> Hata: Oh...oh.OH! OH! OH! OH! WO Honda:** <slaps Hata on back of head> What-ah part of shut up Hata not BOOOOOM!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:37:38 PM)
Yamashiro misses airfierd but does some damage to 6th Div Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! 8 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships BB Yamashiro, Shell hits 1 Allied ground losses: 306 casualties reported Squads: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 16 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 6 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:39:31 PM)
Kates go in from KB and further damage airfierd. Arried-mens see this coming and move most of fightahs to Toowoomba.. Afternoon Air attack on Brisbane , at 96,160 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid detected at 118 NM, estimated altitude 21,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 50 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 28 B5N2 Kate x 87 Allied aircraft no flights Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 3 damaged Allied aircraft losses SOC-1 Seagull: 3 damaged SOC-1 Seagull: 1 destroyed on ground P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground A-24 Banshee: 6 damaged Airbase hits 7 Airbase supply hits 2 Runway hits 32

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 4:41:02 PM)
How Japan-mens know fightahs move to Toowoombah? This how. Morning Air attack on Toowoomba , at 94,159 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid detected at 35 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 10 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 17 Ki-21-IIa Sally x 31 Allied aircraft Hurricane IIa Trop x 10 Hurricane IIb Trop x 13 P-40E Warhawk x 23 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 4 destroyed Ki-21-IIa Sally: 13 destroyed, 3 damaged Allied aircraft losses Hurricane IIb Trop: 1 destroyed P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground Airbase hits 5 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 17

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 5:12:53 PM)
Shudda moved to Threewoomba!

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 7:38:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Anyway, back to war in Pacific. Mandrake-san forget where at exacatarry. Remember starving British-mens in woods near Brisbane? Werr, some staff idiot wait too rong for counterattack and Austraria 1st Division move in so 4th Division get ass kicked when attack. Japan-mens take 4 times casuarties. Now sitzkrieg in woods but at reast onry one division at Maryborough now. Wercome back! I-ah tord you so! [:'(]

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 7:42:58 PM)
Silly Samurai! Sarrys sraughtered! Staff seppuku?

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2015 7:45:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Silly Samurai! Sarrys sraughtered! Staff seppuku? [:D] Seems sensiburh sorution !

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/14/2015 2:01:56 PM)
So I noticed "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" while skipping through the guide on TV last night and thought it was this AAR... [X(]

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