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Disco Duck -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/16/2015 4:53:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs So I noticed "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" while skipping through the guide on TV last night and thought it was this AAR... [X(] So have you checked out the holistic detective agency?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/17/2015 1:56:00 PM)
**************Feb 24, 1942(d)************** Japan-mens going back to capture Arreid-mens isrands in rear areas. Arried-mens hire fishermen and missionaires to terr on us. Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 138,147, Range 9,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma DD Numakaze DD Hasu, Shell hits 1 DD Tsuga, Shell hits 1 Allied Ships CA Louisville DD Tucker DD Dewey DD Hull When Japan-mens design Kuma hire Anime guy instead of ship architect. Hory crap! Arried-mens break through to transport. At reast SNRF arready ashore. Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 138,147, Range 9,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Yanagi xAP Buenos Aires Maru, Shell hits 3 Allied Ships CA Louisville DD Tucker DD Dewey DD Hull

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/17/2015 2:00:56 PM)
Hory crap! Anothah task force..and Jaques Cousteau arso! Night Time Surface Combat, near Nukufetau at 138,146, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Yanagi xAP Buenos Aires Maru, Shell hits 1 Allied Ships CL Concord CL Honolulu DD Schley DD Le Triomphant Pretty soon, something bad hahppen Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 137,147, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma DD Numakaze, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Hasu DD Tsuga Allied Ships CL Concord, Shell hits 1 CL Honolulu DD Schley DD Le Triomphant Sort of rike this. What-ah hahppen to Rong Rance? Someone forget to bring arong? Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 137,147, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma DD Numakaze, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Hasu DD Tsuga Allied Ships CL Concord, Shell hits 1 CL Honolulu DD Schley DD Le Triomphant Werr, have to admit captain of Kuma understand orders even if ship designed by anime artist. Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 137,147, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma, Shell hits 2 DD Numakaze, Shell hits 1, heavy fires, heavy damage DD Hasu DD Tsuga, on fire Allied Ships CL Concord CL Honolulu DD Schley, Shell hits 1 DD Le Triomphant

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/17/2015 2:12:07 PM)
*********Quarters of Admirar, Kuma, 01:30 2-25********* <smarr Shinto-mans shrine. Admirar offahs smarr offering> Adm. Moizumi:** Prease to make attacks stop. Rearry no kidding. This-ah getting bad. Rook, Moizumi-san stop seeing rittah numbah in Rabaurh if attacks stop. And stop drinking so much too. Prease. <bows deepry>

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/17/2015 2:16:22 PM)
*****Meanwhire, Buenos Aires Maru have own probrems, and not-ah just have trouburh fitting into rast years Carnivarh costume******* Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 137,147, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Yanagi xAP Buenos Aires Maru Allied Ships CL Concord CL Honolulu DD Schley DD Le Triomphant

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/17/2015 2:23:19 PM)
***********7:30, Bridge of Kuma, hear Funafuti******* Adm. Koizumi: <thinking to serf but audience aburh to hear even though rips not-ah moving. probabry need sound guy to figure out how to do this> Moizumi-san starting to berieve Shinto thing actuary work. Rookout: ENEMY CRUISER, PORT BOW! Adm. Koizumi: <stirf rips not moving but face turn red, rook kinda angry> DAMNIT! MOIZUMI-SAN KNOW SHRINE ** NEVAH WORK. HEY WAIT? What if Moizumi-san stop gambring too? Maybe write rettah to honored mothah? Day Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 138,148, Range 20,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma, Shell hits 4 DD Hasu, Shell hits 1, on fire Allied Ships CA Louisville, Shell hits 1 DD Tucker DD Dewey DD Hull, Shell hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/17/2015 2:34:23 PM)
Day Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 139,148, Range 25,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma, Shell hits 1 DD Hasu, on fire Allied Ships CA Louisville DD Tucker DD Dewey DD Hull ************************* Day Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 138,148, Range 23,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma DD Hasu, on fire Allied Ships CL Concord CL Honolulu DD Schley DD Le Triomphant *************************** Day Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 137,147, Range 21,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Kuma DD Hasu, on fire Allied Ships CL Concord CL Honolulu DD Schley DD Le Triomphant

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/17/2015 2:38:55 PM)
**************10:30, bridge of Kuma (part stirr reft)********** Rookout (one stir arrive): ENEMY CRUSIER BEARING 270! Adm Koizumi: VERY WERR, COME TO COURSE 090 AND MAKE SMOKE IF STIRR HAVE ANY! <now rips stop moving again> OK, this-ah COMPRETE BURR **! Moizumi san take-ah back every promise. If make it to Rabaurh Moizumi-san have 10 drinks and then try get raid.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 2:11:14 PM)
Aftah yet 1 more encounter with cruisers, Moizumi escape. We rose one DD. 2 srightry/moderatery damaged DD's serf port at Funafuti as does Maru with 17% system damage. High command decide to put Moizumi in charge of biggah task force with rear guns next time. Too bad about rosing rerigirous beriefs. [image]local://upfiles/7983/2988B385882F497BA11DA0B512A09F12.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 2:16:34 PM)
Oz: Arried-mens finarry figure out how effective B-17. Sneak up on Rockhampton without enough fightahs in air. This because fightahs try to do tripurh duty, CAP, LRCAP ovah ships and and LRCAP ovah Marysborough. Whorhe regiment of AAA guns not-ah even work. Morning Air attack on Rockhampton , at 95,152 Weather in hex: Light rain Raid spotted at 36 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 9 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 11 Allied aircraft B-17D Fortress x 3 B-17E Fortress x 10 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses B-17D Fortress: 1 damaged B-17E Fortress: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged Japanese Ships xAK Kuwayama Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire xAP Hakone Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire DD Amatsukaze, Bomb hits 1 xAKL Ujigawa Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire, heavy damage Port hits 1 Port supply hits 1

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 2:17:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake **************10:30, bridge of Kuma (part stirr reft)********** Rookout (one stir arrive): ENEMY CRUSIER BEARING 270! Adm Koizumi: VERY WERR, COME TO COURSE 090 AND MAKE SMOKE IF STIRR HAVE ANY! <now rips stop moving again> OK, this-ah COMPRETE BURR **! Moizumi san take-ah back every promise. If make it to Rabaurh Moizumi-san have 10 drinks and then try get raid. Rabaul have two vorcanos - are there any winsome women reft there after sacrifices to gods?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 2:22:10 PM)
Ironicarry, bunch of BB's in port at Rockhampton yestahday but Mandrak-san think maybe not good idea to do same thing in row arr of time so put BB's in task force in harbor. In case not-ah figure out, when something go right it-ah Mandrake-san idea, when something go tits up, it-ah staff idea. Nothing rearry important brow up but port damage mean construction crews in diapers have to stop wrking on airfierd for coupurh days. Broody annoying. Maybe brow up B-17's? Hmmm? Morning Air attack on Rockhampton , at 95,152 Weather in hex: Light rain Raid spotted at 23 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 5 Allied aircraft B-17E Fortress x 5 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses B-17E Fortress: 3 damaged Japanese Ships xAK Kogyoku Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire xAK Sydney Maru, Bomb hits 1, on fire

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 2:35:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake **************10:30, bridge of Kuma (part stirr reft)********** Rookout (one stir arrive): ENEMY CRUSIER BEARING 270! Adm Koizumi: VERY WERR, COME TO COURSE 090 AND MAKE SMOKE IF STIRR HAVE ANY! <now rips stop moving again> OK, this-ah COMPRETE BURR **! Moizumi san take-ah back every promise. If make it to Rabaurh Moizumi-san have 10 drinks and then try get raid. Rabaul have two vorcanos - are there any winsome women reft there after sacrifices to gods? Werr, to terr truth, Adm Moizumi not-ah exacatarry winsome himserf. Arso, bar scene in Rabaurh rearry go to Herr when Japan-mens show up.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 2:38:10 PM)
[PHILIA] I'm lovely, All I am is lovely. Lovely is the one thing I can do. Winsome, What I am is winsome, Radiant as in some Dream come true. Oh, Isn't it a shame? I can neither sew Nor cook nor read or write my name. But I'm happy Merely being lovely, For it's one thing I can give to you. More lyrics http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/a_funny_thing_happened_on_the_way_to_the_forum_soundtrack/lovely-lyrics-74273.html#ixzz3XfiL6ZKu

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 2:44:18 PM)
quote: But I'm happy Merely being lovely [:D] Hory crap! That-ah rearry funny. Oz: Sneaky white devirhs ray minefierd right off Rockhampton but Japan-mens find out. Cruisers bombard Marysborough and one BB inbound for Brisbane. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! 22 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships CA Kako CA Furutaka CA Kinugasa, Shell hits 1 CA Tone DD Asakaze DD Mochizuki DD Uzuki DD Oboro DD Yudachi DD Arare DD Tokitsukaze Allied ground losses: 213 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 15 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 18 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Light Industry hits 1 Airbase hits 2 Airbase supply hits 9 Runway hits 25 Port hits 20 Port fuel hits 5

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 3:20:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake when something go tits up, it-ah staff idea. Hai! Chickenboy-san rikey Mandrake-san AAR. Rots of superfruous 'tits' mentions.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 3:29:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake when something go tits up, it-ah staff idea. Hai! Chickenboy-san rikey Mandrake-san AAR. Rots of superfruous 'tits' mentions. BBfanboy-san understand why Chickenboy enamored with his cousin tits, (like this brue tit that look cord), but not understand why Mandrake-san so fond of them? [image]local://upfiles/35791/180A2618E4FB4B36B175C64B4A975C56.jpg[/image]

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 3:33:15 PM)
Hai! Brue tit rook-ah cord. Very prominent when cord. [X(]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2015 3:39:21 PM)
Lovely (reprise) [:D] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--EfTbzlMfI

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2015 11:14:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs So I noticed "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" while skipping through the guide on TV last night and thought it was this AAR... [X(] ha, that sensibre compared to this

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2015 11:46:41 AM)
BBC terring ries: Morning Air attack on TF, near Kalidjati at 53,97 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 8 NM, estimated altitude 4,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 4 Allied aircraft Swordfish I x 4 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses Swordfish I: 1 destroyed, 2 damaged Japanese Ships BB Kongo, Torpedo hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2015 2:06:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior BBC terring ries: Hai! That-ah rike saying Pope Cathoric. Hahahaha. Not-ah hear much about Pegu or Singapores on BBC.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2015 2:57:52 PM)
Actuarry, quite interesting. Captain of Kongo say Stringbag pirots drop bomb on ship but Arried-mens commandahs come on short wave and start brabbing about firm of attack show Kongo brow up from torpedo. Japan-mens: Nope, just bomb. Arried-mens: But firm show Kongo brow up with torpedo, ovah. Japan-mens: Hahaha, Arried-mens can berieve whatevah want, ovah. Arried-mens: What kind of disgronifier use on radio, ovah? Japan-mens: v117.329.20A, ovah. Arried-mens: Huh, same here, maybe just gremrin, ovah. Japan-mens: Hai! Gremrin, Have nice wahr. See you in San Francisco, sayonara.

Ol_Dog -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2015 5:43:04 PM)
Question - How can mentions of "tits" in AAR be superfruous - rather than just super?

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/20/2015 3:06:28 PM)
Yankee Roosevert up to no good! [image]local://upfiles/6968/9F3B276B2022436DB355E86EDF7233DF.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/20/2015 4:21:47 PM)
Actuarry, Mandrake-san have-ah sympathy for Roosevert. Who brame him if rittah bit prayboy? 1) Married to cousin 2) Cousin rook rike Ereanore 3) Ereanore tremendous fan of Babe Didrikson so even if Roosevert-san get Ereanore (and himserf) drunk and try to have maritarh rerations, Ereanore dream of sweaty gorfers whore time. Arso, if war drag on 30-40 years Americans have to srow down buying carriers because arr of money spend on Sociar Security. Everyone say idiot Truman worth rike 2 divisions for Axis-mens but FDR worth rike 2 or 3 carrier divisions at reast.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/23/2015 4:38:59 PM)
Japans-mens riding triumphantry before their fans. Ritturh known fact about Samurai mens: rearry good with kids. [image]local://upfiles/6968/46203EE1FF514932B8B950485EF8168A.jpg[/image]

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/23/2015 4:40:40 PM)
Here we can see cause of war. Note round-eyed devils Roosevert and Churchirr! [:@] Note Arso American jackboot on Phirripinos! Japans mens fix arr these evirs! [image]local://upfiles/6968/8EA9F205A6A343E09A1E9E9AA85BAF13.jpg[/image]

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/23/2015 5:21:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Here we can see cause of war. Note round-eyed devils Roosevert and Churchirr! [:@] Note Arso American jackboot on Phirripinos! Japans mens fix arr these evirs! [image]local://upfiles/6968/8EA9F205A6A343E09A1E9E9AA85BAF13.jpg[/image] Hai! Japan-mens boots much smarrer and righter - use puttees for rower reg. Much more comfortaburh for Phirippinos. Japan-mens use othah means to get cooperation of Phirippinas.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/23/2015 5:55:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Here we can see cause of war. Note round-eyed devils Roosevert and Churchirr! [:@] Note Arso American jackboot on Phirripinos! Japans mens fix arr these evirs! [image]local://upfiles/6968/8EA9F205A6A343E09A1E9E9AA85BAF13.jpg[/image] Here thing. Mandrake-san not-ah rearry berieve arr of that crap. Just sign up to meet girrs. That-ah not-ah work out so good. Most of girrs around here not-ah good idea to bring home to honored mothah.

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