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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 2:53:37 PM)
****************March 3, 1942(d)**************** Mandrake-san forget where at in war. Attractive Ruk Isrand womans with secret name who keep track take time off for Southern Area Army Sexuarh Harrasment Seminar. Maybe teach Ruk Isrand-womans to not-ah wear so much heavy crothing when sit on rap to take dictation. Pretty sure not-ah tark about this yet. Ground combat at Batavia (49,98) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 5796 troops, 134 guns, 42 vehicles, Assault Value = 274 Defending force 2124 troops, 25 guns, 36 vehicles, Assault Value = 16 Japanese adjusted assault: 169 Allied adjusted defense: 11 Japanese assault odds: 15 to 1 (fort level 0) Japanese forces CAPTURE Batavia !!! Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), disruption(-), experience(-) Attacker: shock(+) Japanese ground losses: 113 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 12 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Allied ground losses: 624 casualties reported Squads: 5 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 56 destroyed, 11 disabled Engineers: 4 destroyed, 0 disabled Guns lost 24 (23 destroyed, 1 disabled) Vehicles lost 15 (15 destroyed, 0 disabled) Units retreated 3 Defeated Allied Units Retreating! Assaulting units: 22nd Recon Regiment 42nd Infantry Regiment 24th Infantry Regiment 23rd AA Regiment 5th Mortar Battalion 18th Mountain Gun Regiment 3rd Mortar Battalion 51st Field AA Battalion Defending units: 1st Regt Cavalerie Batavia KM Base Force Batavia Defenses

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 2:55:35 PM)
Arso, on March 3 Japan-mens brow up Arried-mens stuff at Maryborough again. Arried pranes attack but fry right into nest of Zeroes, Haha.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:01:50 PM)
***********March 4, moving right arong************** Japan-mens find out Arried-mens raiding force set up shop near Funafuti. Japan-mens find out because Arried-mens nearry sink DD and AP which just drop off Japan-mens. Natuarry some idiot staff member terr someone in Tokyo and Tokyo get rearry mad so Mandrake-san send some cruisers from Noumea. Surprise! Or maybe see Japan-mens coming but not-ah afraid. Night Time Surface Combat, near Nukufetau at 138,146, Range 6,000 Yards Allied aircraft no flights Allied aircraft losses Walrus II: 1 destroyed Japanese Ships CA Chokai, Shell hits 3 CA Ashigara DD Yugumo, Shell hits 1 DD Shiranui DD Yamagumo, Shell hits 1 DD Akikaze, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Sanae DD Susuki Allied Ships CL Leander, Shell hits 18, and is sunk CL Adelaide, Shell hits 17, and is sunk DD Henley DD Perkins, Shell hits 7, heavy fires, heavy damage DD Cassin, Shell hits 5, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk FINARRY! Japan-mens sink crappy Reander. Nice nighttime gun batturh. Not-ah sure if get bad batch of Rong Rance.

T Rav -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:05:18 PM)
PG is one of my favorites... You answered my question about the couch before I got a chance to ask.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:06:56 PM)
Crippurhs try to get away. Japan-mens use up more ammo and two DD's now on fire pretty bad....and it-ah stir nighttime..and there is an Arried-mens CA around somewhere according to previous batturh reports. Night Time Surface Combat, near Nukufetau at 138,146, Range 6,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Chokai, Shell hits 1 CA Ashigara, Shell hits 1 DD Yugumo DD Shiranui DD Yamagumo, on fire DD Akikaze, Shell hits 1, heavy fires DD Sanae DD Susuki, Shell hits 1, heavy fires Allied Ships DD Henley, Shell hits 7, heavy fires, heavy damage DD Perkins, Shell hits 7, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:12:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: T Rav PG is one of my favorites... You answered my question about the couch before I got a chance to ask. Mandrake-san have to admit PG pretty good at party pranning even though drink up harf of vodka and finish off harf a jar of Spanish orives with pimentos aftah everyone reave. Arso, PG and SG spend 4 hours inside drinking wine and deciding where to hang up Greater Co-Prosperity Sphere decorations whire Mandrake-san out in hot sun raying down decomposed granite in garden. Then both come outside and say "Mandrake-san not-ah move ord patio furniture yet. What-ah Mandrake-san doing whore time?" [:@][:@] Onry threat of poor internet connection at Perican Bay keep Mandrake-san from burying pointed end of pick ax in both heads.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:24:16 PM)
Daytime...Japan-mens try to go back to Noumea aftah detach damaged DD's..but America-mens navy show up. Japan-mens comprain to Arried-mens that-ah war crime to attack ships with no burrets. Arried-mens give smart-ass answer..."Hey, we have prenty burrets...hahah" Day Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 138,148, Range 20,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Chokai, Shell hits 4 CA Ashigara, Shell hits 4 DD Yugumo, Shell hits 1 DD Shiranui, Shell hits 3, heavy fires Allied Ships CL Concord CL Honolulu, Shell hits 3, on fire DD Dewey, Shell hits 1 DD Le Triomphant, Shell hits 2, heavy fires

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:30:02 PM)
Reave us arone!!! Everyone tired. Barery keep eyes open. Broody round eyes dispray curturarh ignorance....can't terr when Japan-mens tired. Day Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 139,148, Range 20,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Chokai, Shell hits 1 CA Ashigara, Shell hits 1 DD Yugumo, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Shiranui, Shell hits 1, heavy fires Allied Ships CL Concord CL Honolulu, on fire DD Dewey DD Le Triomphant, heavy fires

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:33:36 PM)
Finarry figure out what-ah dear with "transport" headed toward Funafuti..Actuarry seaprane tender. That-ah make sense. Morning Air attack on TF, near Sydney Island at 150,151 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft H6K4 Mavis x 2 No Japanese losses Allied Ships AVD Williamson

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:37:29 PM)
***************March 5, 1942(d)********* Oz:** Night bombardments of the two divisions at Maryborough. Meanwhire, ronsons try to drive SW around Maryborough. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships CA Kako CA Furutaka CA Kinugasa CA Tone DD Hatakaze DD Asakaze DD Akebono DD Oboro Allied ground losses: 148 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 9 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 7 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Airbase supply hits 2 Runway hits 9 Port hits 4 Arried-mens start night attacks on Rockhampton airfierd with annoying B-17's

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:41:38 PM)
Meanwhire, crippured and damaged combatants from the previous day's batturh try to reach Suva or Noumea. Now Arried-mens CA with rots of burrets show up. Lightly damaged Yamagumo is escorting heavirry damaged Susuki. Rot of good that does, eh? Day Time Surface Combat, near Taveuni Island at 134,154, Range 15,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Yamagumo, Shell hits 7, on fire, heavy damage DD Susuki, Shell hits 4, and is sunk Allied Ships CA Louisville DD Tucker DD Hull

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:44:19 PM)
Nerrs from Suva drop 21,000 metric tons of exprosives into the beautiful and bountifurh watahs near Hoorn Isrand. Morning Air attack on TF, near Hoorn Islands at 135,153 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 16 No Japanese losses Allied Ships CA Louisville

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:46:19 PM)
Ohhhh...rook how pretty watah spouts are in aftahnoon sun! Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Hoorn Islands at 135,153 Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 13 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 8 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 1 damaged Allied Ships CA Louisville

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:48:30 PM)
************18:30, March 5, Hoorn Isrand******* Rittah Isrand Boy:** Father! Come quick! The anchovies are trying to get onto the island!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:51:49 PM)
Manira: Arried-mens stirr trying..and succeeding in getting suppries into Ruzon. This particular one did not go so werr. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Manila at 79,77 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 17 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Japanese aircraft D3A1 Val x 8 Ki-27b Nate x 21 No Japanese losses Allied Ships xAK Empire Hamble, Bomb hits 3, heavy fires, heavy damage Aircraft Attacking: 8 x D3A1 Val releasing from 3000' Naval Attack: 1 x 250 kg SAP Bomb Heavy smoke from fires obscuring xAK Empire Hamble

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:57:41 PM)
*****************March 6, 1942(d)********* South China Sea:** Arried-mens stearh idea from othah war. "Hey. Dutch-boys! Why not-ah go stick finger in dike? Hahahah!" Night Time Surface Combat, near Miri at 64,81, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships PB Shonan Maru #6 TK Fujisan Maru TK Terukawa Maru Allied Ships CL Java CL Tromp

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 3:59:33 PM)
"Say...hope not-ah out of rine with rine about stick fingah in dike?" Evidentarry Dutch-boys not-ah know how to take joke. Night Time Surface Combat, near Jesselton at 65,80, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships PB Shonan Maru #6, Shell hits 3, and is sunk TK Fujisan Maru, Shell hits 8, and is sunk TK Terukawa Maru, Shell hits 13, and is sunk Allied Ships CL Java CL Tromp

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 4:00:47 PM)
Japan-mens have recon probrem. Not-ah even see Dutch-boys coming. Shoho just drive by area as werr.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 4:06:57 PM)
Oz: Japan-mens brow up Arried-mens DD at Maryborough yestahday so today Arried-mens try more "energetic remedy" Nagara put up-ah pretty good fight. Night Time Surface Combat, near Maryborough at 96,157, Range 7,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Nagara, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Yudachi, Shell hits 2 DD Nenohi, Shell hits 2, on fire DD Hatsushima DD Yugao Allied Ships CA San Francisco CL Perth, Shell hits 1 DD Blue DD Preston DD Shaw, Shell hits 2, heavy fires DD Cushing DD MacDonough

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 4:10:33 PM)
This-ah pathetic. 4 bitchen' cruisers. Arr trained for night batturh. Three now have to go back to shop. Get-ah name of crappy commandah Night Time Surface Combat, near Maryborough at 96,157, Range 7,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Tone, Shell hits 1 CA Kinugasa, Shell hits 1, on fire CA Furutaka, Shell hits 2, on fire CA Kako, Shell hits 4, on fire DD Akebono DD Asakaze DD Hatakaze Allied Ships CA San Francisco CL Perth DD Blue DD Preston DD Shaw, Shell hits 3, heavy fires DD Cushing, Shell hits 1 DD MacDonough

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 4:11:56 PM)
Oh...NOW idiot ordah shoot Rong Rance Night Time Surface Combat, near Maryborough at 96,157, Range 8,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Tone CA Kinugasa, on fire CA Furutaka, on fire CA Kako, on fire DD Akebono DD Asakaze DD Hatakaze Allied Ships DD Shaw, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk DD MacDonough

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 4:14:16 PM)
What-ah commandah rack in skirr make up rittah bit in persistence. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships CA Furutaka CA Kinugasa CA Tone DD Hatakaze DD Asakaze DD Akebono Allied ground losses: 31 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Airbase hits 4 Airbase supply hits 2 Runway hits 17 Port hits 10 Port fuel hits 3

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 4:19:49 PM)
quote: CRITICAL SHORTAGES OF ANCHOVY POPULATIONS REPORTED NEAR FIJI: JAPS BELIEVED RESPONSIBLE! March 5, 1942 ............

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 4:21:32 PM)
Crippurhed DD's move croser to Fiji. Rouisvirre not-ah afraid of Nerrs. This-ah not surprise. Morning Air attack on TF, near Yasawa Islands at 133,153 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 18 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 8 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 7 No Japanese losses Allied Ships CA Louisville Aircraft Attacking: 7 x G3M2 Nell bombing from 6000 feet Naval Attack: 2 x 250 kg SAP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morning Air attack on TF, near Yasawa Islands at 133,153 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 9,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 9 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 1 damaged G3M2 Nell: 1 destroyed by flak Allied Ships DD Hull CA Louisville Aircraft Attacking: 9 x G3M2 Nell bombing from 6000 feet Naval Attack: 2 x 250 kg SAP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 5:56:24 PM)
HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san need bigger dog when go on horse trail. [X(] [image]local://upfiles/7983/EBFC700BC5614E58AE182642E692B591.jpg[/image]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 6:30:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san need bigger dog when go on horse trail. [X(] [image]local://upfiles/7983/EBFC700BC5614E58AE182642E692B591.jpg[/image] Oh, yes, there are mountain lions in that area. They are cute. They are not cuddly!

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 6:33:44 PM)
That's why I prefer cougars! [;)]

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/7/2015 6:34:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy That's why I prefer cougars! [;)] Oh, you thought I meant the cats? [:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/12/2015 2:11:44 PM)
*********Deck of Big Burret Ship Kashino, Rockhampton Harbor 24:00, March 7, 1942(e)******* Aburh Seaman Hata: Rook, Chief how come we unroad this stuff every night aftah we road up during day? Chief: How shourd Chief know Hata? It-ah f*** Navy. Just do work and shut up.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/12/2015 2:23:45 PM)
So...Arried-mens bomb Rockhampton harbor about week ago so Mandrake-san decide to reave ships at sea to be ress vurneraburh. Mandrake-san arso start use bitchen' cruisers to brow up Maryborough. Every night bitchen' cruisers go down to Maryborough then come back to Rockhampton and in morning cruisers rearmed and burrets on burret ship down to zero. Then mandrake-san disband Kushino, ordah "reroad tenders" and make new task force. Mandrake-san giggurh to serf how crever. Onry probrem, none of batturhships rearm during night and arr off op points on Kushino used to reroad each day. This tremendousry annoying to Mandrake-san that cruisers stear arr of ammo each night. Then, Shinto gods intervene and 3 of crusiers have big dents so have to go back to Rabaurh so next night bitchen cruisers not bombard Marysborough and same Goddamned thing happen. Batturhships not-ah get burrets and ammo ship back to zero burets. This make Mandrake-san so mad veins burge out on head and very grumpy at Seaside Virra. Then, Mandrake-san take shower and wash armpits and suddenry rearize what-ah happening. Mandrake-san want to kirr staff idiot. [:@]

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