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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/28/2015 3:02:03 PM)

Someone defecate in Wendys bag and throw on front rawn of Seaside Virra. Disciprine rearry go to Herr around here. Not-ah sure if jihadists trying to get even with Mandrake-san. Probabry teenagers because Wendys probabry not-ah harar.


Arried-mens in Marysborough start to prant rose garden and rawn bowring facirity because been there so rong. Mandrake-san send othah AKE from Noumea to herp rearm batturships. Today ordah big airraid on Toowoomba


Bundaberg armost up to revah 2. Take forevah to burid things in WWII(d)


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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/28/2015 3:31:51 PM)

Rong time patient come in to office. Smart as Herr. Math genius but have Asperger's Syndrome so stand about 6 inches away when tarking, tark too roud and not get jokes. When ask question have to wait about 6 seconds when thought moving around in brain.

Anyway, math genius get ready to go to correge so decide he pretty much sure to have sex with womans. Apparentry someone terr him that-ah how work. Go to correge..womans come up and ask to have sex.

Anyway, it turn out young correge-mans missing one testicurh because...werr..it-ah just hahppen that-ah way. Mandrake-san figure out correge-mens worried womans that-ah ask to have sex with him think it funny onry one testicurh. Mandrake-san terr him 7 years ago we can get new one when done with puberty so
correge-mens risten to every word Mandrake-san say so just waiting 7 years and now ready. Fair enough, Mandrake-san refer to urorogist.

Mandrake-san wondah if good idea to say something about othah impediments to find womans to have sex with. Finarry, Mandrake-san throw fathah out of room and give advice. You know..say nice things about womans..pretend to be interested in everything tark about..brush teeth...not-ah say things rike "hey, want to see my fake testicurh"..be respectfurh...maybe try to find mathematics-whiz womans.

Mandrake-san terr him about condoms but he arready read everything on topic and want to make sure not-ah have ratex arrergy. Mandrake-san terr him to come back and give status report.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/28/2015 3:42:17 PM)

Mandrake-san go to Originarh Fish Company in Ros Aramitos rast night. Fantastic fish soup and no heads..just good parts.

Mandrake-san try to decide to have iced tea or coktair because have to drive home. Then find out Bombay Sapphire martini onry twice as much as iced tea! Idiots! Restaurant-mens think Mandrake-san just farr off turnip truck?

Mandrake-san have-ah pretty bad headache today.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/28/2015 5:59:28 PM)

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/28/2015 6:02:52 PM)

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BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (6/29/2015 12:51:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san terr him to come back and give status report.

That-ah brirriant! Get to charge doctah fee when patient return to give entertaining story! Math genius never add it arr up!



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/6/2015 2:30:00 PM)

What ah herr happen to this ah AAR? Mandrake-san still make bang-bang?



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/7/2015 2:56:34 PM)

Mandrake-san go on recon mission to Ra Jorra. Arso seem rike SPrior-san getting ready for Fourth of Jury cerebration because forget to send ordahs.

Mandrake-san see this modification of Ford 250 bumper when stop to have Mai-tais in Dana Point.

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/7/2015 3:10:31 PM)

Mandrake-san and SG go to Manhattan restaurant in Ra Jorra and ordah Vear chop Frorentino. Mandrake-san feer srightry bad about ordah vear but get ovah it rearry fast. It-ah waaaaay bettah than fish head soup.
Restaurant has future theme...oh...rike 1950's. Mandrake-san not-ah see any Japan-mens or womans. This perhaps bad sign.

Aftahward go to piano bar where gay-mens piano prayer pray songs by Rorring Stones...rike Brown Sugar. It-ah sound rittah different.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/7/2015 3:12:33 PM)

Speaking of fish head soup, Mandrake-san arso get robster bisque. Ret me terr you, fish soup rearry good if reave heads out.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/7/2015 3:18:41 PM)

Impudent Arried-dogs!

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/7/2015 3:24:21 PM)

Japan-mens find snake pit of Arried-mens fightahs at Toowoomba so send in hot-shot Zero drivahs and bombahs.

Not-ah rearize Count Czernin arr of sudden move to Toowoombah....get asses kicked.

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sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/9/2015 6:22:48 PM)

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/9/2015 8:17:30 PM)

Haha! That-ah make Mandrake-san raugh. Hahaha.



BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 1:18:49 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sprior

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.

Audio-visuarh presentation of pran is acceptaburh. Use as many arrows as space arrows.



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 2:18:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.

Audio-visuarh presentation of pran is acceptaburh. Use as many arrows as space arrows.

I think Sprior means this:

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 3:18:18 AM)

Mandrake-san just rearize every time eat cioppino or boullabaise or lobster bisque make same fish-head soup joke


How come nobody say anything? Not-ah supposed to make same joke in same AAR. Hory crap! Everyone think dementia funny, eh?



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 3:23:42 AM)

Mandrake famiry terr so many stories at horidays everyone forget which one in famiry have story happen to so instead everyone just argue about detairs.

"No, Hata one who drink to much and think two Corumbian soccer prayers try to have homsexuarh sex with Hata."

"No, idiot! That-ah Yoshi"



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 3:27:22 AM)


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ORIGINAL: witpqs


quote:

ORIGINAL: BBfanboy


quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

We got pran, it very compricated. Can't be arsed to type out.

Audio-visuarh presentation of pran is acceptaburh. Use as many arrows as space arrows.

I think Sprior means this:

[image]local://upfiles/14248/3AE22DA442FD461BA5BBE89F3113945E.jpg[/image]


Exacatarry! That-ah pretty much pran for Operation Frood Zone (attack on Port Brair)



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 3:32:44 AM)

Mandrake-san get 6 pound rib-eye roast for $5.77 a pound. Seem rike way too much food but arr of sudden bunch of peopurh show up even though not invited. Rub of garric, pepper, Rawry's and soy sauce. Dericious. Waaaaay better than fish head soup.



BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 3:55:50 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san get 6 pound rib-eye roast for $5.77 a pound. Seem rike way too much food but arr of sudden bunch of peopurh show up even though not invited. Rub of garric, pepper, Rawry's and soy sauce. Dericious. Waaaaay better than fish head soup.

Seem rike need be seared in hibachi before serving. Raw meat not-ah arways crean rike suchi. [sm=sterb032.gif]



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 5:48:55 AM)

Big pran part 1

Capture Port Tonybrair. This carred Operation Scary Rooking Wife. Two regts at Rangoon ready to go



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 5:50:47 AM)

Part 2

Capture Ceyron. This called Operation I Rove Kandy. We rand at Jaffna and move in. Originarry carred Operation Orange untir n spotted. Imperiar Guards Div do this with various hangers on



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 5:55:02 AM)

Part 3

Capture Perth. This called Operation Harr. 33 Div at Singers do this. Maybe capture other rittre bits too. We print phrase book for troops:

1. 2 deep fried pizzas prease
2. My friend wirr pay
3. Broody sassenachs coming up here stear arr our porridge
4. Up yer kirt jock
5. Come in, you'rr have had your tea?



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 6:00:04 AM)

Pranning meeting rook rike this:



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Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 4:17:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sprior

Pranning meeting rook rike this:



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What-ah courd go wrong?



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 4:19:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: sprior

Big pran part 1

Capture Port Tonybrair. This carred Operation Scary Rooking Wife. Two regts at Rangoon ready to go


When-ah have Operation Cameronpointatahfish?



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/10/2015 4:21:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Mandrake-san just rearize every time eat cioppino or boullabaise or lobster bisque make same fish-head soup joke


How come nobody say anything? Not-ah supposed to make same joke in same AAR. Hory crap! Everyone think dementia funny, eh?


Hai! [:D]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/13/2015 12:04:05 AM)

Oz: Arried dogs send cruiser to stop bombardment of Marysborough. Japan-mens bring in second AKE to Rockhampton to speed up things.

Night Time Surface Combat, near Maryborough at 96,157, Range 10,000 Yards

Japanese Ships
CL Yura, Shell hits 1
CL Tatsuta
DD Mochizuki
DD Fuyo

Allied Ships
CA San Francisco
DD Preston
DD Cushing
DD MacDonough



zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/13/2015 10:32:43 PM)

Tonybrair wife hot, only need 1 beer and opaque bag..


.......or photo shop


ahhhh photo removed due to content of skeptical moral value.....hehehehehe



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