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zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/13/2015 10:38:35 PM)
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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/14/2015 12:33:38 AM)
Hai! Japan-mens try that arready. Send down Speciarh Navarh Randing Force, combat engineers and bunch of Ronsons when Toowoomba not-ah have so many Arried-dogs. Japan-mens troop convoy stop to ret Koara cross highway and 30 B-17's show up and brow up most of combat engineers in two days. A few engineers wark arr of way back to Rockhampton but mostry rie around in fetarh position arr day.

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/14/2015 8:56:44 PM)
AHHH SOOO How he spot you moving?

zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/14/2015 8:57:27 PM)
Surprised he saw you moving, he must have recon "commanders choice" on. [image]local://upfiles/37319/9E13A9990B5F4EB0960AC4963CF65D6A.jpg[/image] Maybe Japans men stop screwing around and provide more quality recon. HAI!

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/14/2015 9:55:32 PM)
Someone terr Dave pirot-mans that taxi too fast for fishing! Onry attract Barracudas (which are on British side)...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/14/2015 10:21:05 PM)
Mandrake-san go to 80's themed birthday party rast weekend but Mandrake-san thow away Membahs Onry jacket 2 weeks ago and have to go to work so send SG out to find costume. Mandrake-san go as ord guy wearing Nirvana T-shirt

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/14/2015 10:25:48 PM)
Mandrake-san hear this on short wave today. Hahaha. Not-ah hear in rong time. Ryrics pretty funny because Mandrake-san rearize beginning to say "Hai!" and bow head quickry even at supermarket or pretty much anywhere when supposed to say "yes". It-ah funny to see reaction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/15/2015 2:32:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Mandrake-san hear this on short wave today. Hahaha. Not-ah hear in rong time. Ryrics pretty funny because Mandrake-san rearize beginning to say "Hai!" and bow head quickry even at supermarket or pretty much anywhere when supposed to say "yes". It-ah funny to see reaction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww You-ah rearry think so?

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/15/2015 2:33:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Someone terr Dave pirot-mans that taxi too fast for fishing! Onry attract Barracudas (which are on British side)... BBfanboy probabry wrong. Pirot-mans name is ah rikery Hideki, Isoruku or Keiji. Not Dave. [sm=crazy.gif]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 3:00:07 PM)
Mandrake-san notice Saurh, the Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name seem rike depressed aftah Pocahantas Girh move out and not-ah have Saurh trim bush any more So, in effort to show Mandrake-san very sensitive, Mandrake-san mention to SG. SG surprise Mandrake-san and say Suarh say "Hey, Starker Girh rook sexy today" when go out to command car. [:@] OK, Mandrake-san not-ah so sensitive any more.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 3:34:49 PM)
Mandrake-san arso find out something about PG at big MASH party at Seaside Virra. Two martinis rike truth serum for SG. Anyway, at big MASH party, "sistah" of PG (not-ah rearry sistah just spend rot of time togethah as kids) bring ovah young man so PG have someone to dance with. Onry probrem, young man see mothah of patient of SG who at party without rich Arabia-mens husband who mothah of patient actuary hate. It-ah get rittah bit compricated here. Mothah of patient extremery fit with farmer jeans that fit amazingry werr and big breastesses too. This-ah probabry why rich Arabia-mens marry. Anyway, Mandrake-san not-ah onry one notice amazingry werr fitted farmer pants. Mens friend of sistah, who not-ah rearry sistah, who supposed to dance with Pocahantas Girh arso notice and reave party with mothah of SG patient. Probabry want to tark about farmer pants. Now, here part Mandrake-san not-ah arready know. PG get depressed and stay at Rosie's Cantina (inside Seaside Virra) and drink martinis and eat arr of Mandrake-san orives. This-ah part 100% predictaburh, rike fight between 90 experience Zero pirot and Brewster Baffaro. Sistah of PG arso drink rots of martinis and want to have sex with Mandrake-san. This arso predictaburh but Mandrake-san not-ah have enough martinis so turn down sistah of PG. PG and sistah of PG not-ah safe to drive so SG terr them can sreep on ord mattress (but not couch) and Mandrake-san take away keys. Now, here funny part. Two womans drink too much now rike femare worves in heat but arr of mens go away so just take off crothes and rorr around naked with each othah. Mandrake-san not-ah ask SG exact detairs. Arready too much information. Good thing not-ah rearry sistahs, eh?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 5:27:28 PM)
Rest of March 13--- Andaman Sea: Pesky Royarh Navy-mens get spanking. ight Time Surface Combat, near Tavoy at 52,57, Range 1,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Sendai, Shell hits 6 DD Arashi DD Michishio DD Inazuma DD Satsuki, Shell hits 1 Allied Ships CL Dauntless CL Capetown CL Colombo, Shell hits 1 DD Isis, Shell hits 1 DE Starling, Shell hits 4 Some DD's row on ammo but not compretery out. Night Time Surface Combat, near Tavoy at 52,58, Range 1,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Yamakaze DD Ikazuchi DD Ayanami DD Minazuki, Shell hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage Allied Ships CL Dauntless CL Capetown CL Colombo, Shell hits 16, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk DD Isis DE Starling

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 5:30:33 PM)
Nerrs not very dangerous from 12,000 feet. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tavoy at 52,57 Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid detected at 71 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 28 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 34 Ki-43-Ia Oscar x 14 No Japanese losses Allied Ships CL Dauntless, Bomb hits 1 CL Capetown Kates from Rangoon. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Tavoy at 52,57 Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid detected at 38 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 16 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 6 B5N1 Kate x 7 Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 8 No Japanese losses Allied Ships CL Dauntless, Bomb hits 1, on fire

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 5:31:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arready too much information. Ah-so sorry. Chickenboy-san disagree. Since when is there evah too much information about this sort of thing? Prease to provide pictures too. Domo! [&o]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 5:33:29 PM)
Damn dutch torpedo boats getting steroids from coach of East German womans swimming team. And dodge surface escort. Night Time Surface Combat, near Semarang at 53,102, Range 1,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Tama DD Hakaze DD Nokaze DD Namikaze APD Shimakaze, Shell hits 7, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk DD Kiku DD Tsuta PB Chosa Maru PB Eiko Maru AK Hirokawa Maru AK Sado Maru AK Sakura Maru AK Sasako Maru AK Kyushu Maru AK Tosan Maru xAK Kashii Maru xAK Koryu Maru xAK Fushimi Maru xAK Toho Maru, Torpedo hits 2, and is sunk AMC Saigon Maru xAK Lyons Maru xAK Toba Maru, Torpedo hits 2, on fire xAK Toyama Maru xAK Tusima Maru xAK Ryoyo Maru xAK Gosei Maru, Shell hits 4 xAK Hokuriku Maru xAK Kiyozumi Maru xAK Nihonka Maru xAK Nojima Maru Allied Ships TM-5 TM-7 TM-11 TM-13 TM-14, Shell hits 1 Japanese ground losses: 685 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 11 destroyed, 15 disabled Engineers: 44 destroyed, 2 disabled Guns lost 5 (5 destroyed, 0 disabled)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 5:35:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arready too much information. Ah-so sorry. Chickenboy-san disagree. Since when is there evah too much information about this sort of thing? Prease to provide pictures too. Domo! [&o] Where Mandrake-san supposed to get pictures. It-ah 1942.

Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 6:23:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Arready too much information. Ah-so sorry. Chickenboy-san disagree. Since when is there evah too much information about this sort of thing? Prease to provide pictures too. Domo! [&o] Where Mandrake-san supposed to get pictures. It-ah 1942. Nikon makey spy-cam. Very smarr. Fit in parm of hand. Use the other hand, prease.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/18/2015 11:32:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Sistah of PG arso drink rots of martinis and want to have sex with Mandrake-san. This arso predictaburh but Mandrake-san not-ah have enough martinis so turn down sistah of PG. This-ah rearry sad! Mandrake-san become doctah so cannot pray doctah with womens because it is work. Work spoir so much of chirdhood innocence ...[:(]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/19/2015 3:12:18 PM)
Actuarry, it-ah not that compricated. Sistah of PG just not-ah very attractive. Arso, if SG find out, Mandrake-san get Bobbitized.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/19/2015 4:44:02 PM)
*************Seaside Virra************* Mandrake-san:** <puts down psychorogy book> Intersting. Mandrake-san wondah what Erickson rever at.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/25/2015 3:07:25 PM)
Situation in Oz. Navarh bombardments at Marytown wear down Arried-dogs but useressry tarr white baaahstards keep bringing in more Ronsons west of Marytown now in position to cut off but Japan-mens not-ah sure what useressry tarr white baaahstards have south of Marytown. Goddamn eucarytus trees arr ovah prace. Austraria-mens even have mecahnicarh kangaroo with torpex in pouch. Rearry cute those kangaroos are murder. Maybe bettah to just brow up Brisbane and then bring in Betty and brow up Sydney before Arried-mens get-ah too many good fightahs. [image]local://upfiles/7983/FD745CF57D954A39889CFB9516E99844.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/25/2015 3:13:48 PM)
Mandrake-san get up at 6 o'crock yestahday to work on war. SG asreep on couch <yes, that-ah couch> because made up story that Mandrake-san make round snoring sound. No music..nothing just working on war..."OK, rets try raid on manpowah at Brisbane, see wat-ah happen"...<crick>..."Artitude 7000"...<crick>..."Set arr revah bombers"...<crick> SG: <wake up rike angry grizzry> DO YOU HAVE TO DO THOSE DAMN CRICKS SO ROUD? [:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/25/2015 3:18:39 PM)
Mandrake-san go to "Deck" in Raguna Beach rast night. Draft beer $8 but unberievaburh eye candy and Mandrake-san not-ah tark about ocean. If big wave come and hit restaurant most of womans froat breastessess up.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 2:54:41 PM)
Editrix Note: Look, that is just juvenile. Nobody North of Rio de Janeiro uses silicone any more after the Corning lawsuits and even if you did they will not keep you afloat unless you went for those ridiculous DD pontoons. Sure you get some buoyancy for the girls in the hot tub but that is it. Can we please try to remember our high school chemistry? Saline is iso-dense with sea water. If there are any more adolescent fantasy posts the Board is going to start banning people.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 3:10:49 PM)
Mandrake-san go to cowboy bar in San Juan Capistrano on Saturday to see Stevie Ray Vaughan styre band. Drummer seem rike guy before Ringo to Mandrake-san but guitar-mens fantastic. Beers $5 but have to pay cash because too many deadbeats go to prace. Rots of ranch hands and rots of bikers. One of musician-mens rook rike Jack Nichorson character from Mars Attacks. Rittah tiny guy come in wife beater T-shirt with mirky white skin and tattoos and shourders size of 8 year ord. Mandrake-san not-ah sure what guy thinking to wear that with arr of bikers around. Anyway, skinny guy have unberievabry attractive date (Mandrake-san suspect money involved) with 1950's styre pratinum hair-do. Hair in front rook can of soup but hair not-ah important thing. "Date" wear tiny white dress with 6 inch heers. Fabric hardry even fabric so when stand in front of window right go through dress and Mandrake-san see gibrets and everything. Hory crap! Out of poriteness, Mandrake-san onry rook once....OK..three times.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 3:16:33 PM)
***************March 16, 1942(d)*********** Funafuti:** Mandrake-san send AK's to Funafuti to pick up damaged seapranes and damn USN show up again. Outer recon stations at Canton and Samoa not-ah do job right. Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 138,147, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships DMS W-8, Shell hits 5, and is sunk DMS W-17, Shell hits 12, and is sunk DMS W-20, Shell hits 14, and is sunk Allied Ships CL Concord, Shell hits 1 DD Dewey Rike Janis say..."Take anothah rittah piece of my heart now, baby!" Night Time Surface Combat, near Funafuti at 138,147, Range 1,000 Yards Japanese Ships PC Take, Shell hits 12, and is sunk Allied Ships CL Concord, Shell hits 1 DD Dewey Somehow AK's escape.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 3:20:30 PM)
Norfork Is: Same thing at Norfork. Fortunatery troop transports arready unroaded so get away. Day Time Surface Combat, near Norfolk Island at 113,170, Range 15,000 Yards Japanese Ships PB Choun Maru #18, Shell hits 1, and is sunk PB Tama Maru #8, Shell hits 4, and is sunk PB Shonon Maru #15, Shell hits 5, and is sunk PB Shonan Maru #17, Shell hits 2, and is sunk Allied Ships CL De Ruyter DD Vampire

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 3:23:03 PM)
Brisbane: Mandrake-san find amazingry effective way to attack Brisbane. It-ah secret. [:)]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 3:25:53 PM)
Java-jima: Dutch-mens have big success, swarm ovah Japn-mens rike Sioux nation ovah Custah. round combat at Tjilatjap (51,102) Allied Deliberate attack Attacking force 13417 troops, 181 guns, 10 vehicles, Assault Value = 406 Defending force 2866 troops, 20 guns, 0 vehicles, Assault Value = 38 Allied adjusted assault: 220 Japanese adjusted defense: 5 Allied assault odds: 44 to 1 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), disruption(-), fatigue(-), experience(-) supply(-) Attacker: Japanese ground losses: 572 casualties reported Squads: 8 destroyed, 21 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Allied ground losses: 57 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 8 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Assaulting units: 4th KNIL Regiment 2nd KNIL Regiment 1st KNIL Regiment Van Altena Battalion Roodenburg Battalion Lijfwacht Cav Sqn Tjilatjap KNIL Battalion 6th KNIL Regiment VI KNIL Bn /1 Tjilitap KM Base Force 6th Avn Sup Afd NI-MLD Batavia KM Base Force ML-KNIL 2nd Avn Sup Groep Pontianak Base Force 7th Avn Sup Afd Defending units: 113th Infantry Regiment

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 3:39:59 PM)
Austrarian airfierds. We take Charter Towers so can bring in Bettys to hit Brisbane. Aviation support wirr rand at Towsnvirre. Arried-dogs run away in Northern Oz. Level 2 at Bundaber. We can start sweeps ovah Sydney now. [image]local://upfiles/7983/208C13BBB0804817B044AB74AC101768.jpg[/image]

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