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BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 3:48:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Java-jima: Dutch-mens have big success, swarm ovah Japn-mens rike Sioux nation ovah Custah.


Hah! Japan-mens trick Dutch mens - search in vain for goahden hair scarp among Japan-mens![sm=character0013.gif]



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 6:33:09 PM)

Anothah rousy day on Pacific. Recon mission to Raguna Beach. JPEG conversion mess up corors. Bah.

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (7/28/2015 6:40:48 PM)

Coming in under sail....Chart House, Dana Point. $9 Martinis, good Brue Points. Waaay more expensive than Royarh Hawaiian but-ah seem rike Arried-mens not-ah suffer deprivation due to I-1 offshore.

Wake at 1 O'crock position actuary periscope of I-1



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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/3/2015 7:18:29 PM)

************Southern Area Freet Psychiatry Office, Truk Ragoon*********


Mandrake-san:<on couch..Doctah Honda-san actuarry strict Freudian> ......It-ah quite a sight, doctor. Mandrake-san fry ovah Brisbane rast night and rook rike whorhe prace on fire. Civirian areas too. Mandrake-san nevah forget. Nevah....forget <appears rost in though>

Doctah Honda-san: Hmmm...that-ah must be very difficurt for Mandrake-san. Sometimes commandah have to make difficurt choices in ordah to make arr of greatah co-prosperity sphere appreciate benefits of corraboration with Empire of Japan-mens. Sometimes rittah peopurh suffah...ord radies...chirdrens...even puppies. Very sad. Very sad.

Mandrake-san: What? No...Doctah Honda-san not-ah understand. Mandrake-san actuarry ENJOY seeing city burn up.

Doctah Honda-san: Oh dear.



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/3/2015 7:35:00 PM)

The film just came back from Intel...

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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/3/2015 7:49:45 PM)

Mandrake-san nevah tark to Freet Admirarh Mandrake since wah start. Arways say annoying thing rike "wait tirr P-38 get here"



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/3/2015 7:58:01 PM)

Mandrake-san obviousry srip up by putting film into wrong mairing enverope! [:D]



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/3/2015 10:28:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san:<on couch..Doctah Honda-san actuarry strict Freudian> ......


Captain...sometime a 61cm Type 93 torpedo is-ah just a 61cm Type 93 torpedo. [:-]



BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 1:39:48 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
Mandrake-san:<on couch..Doctah Honda-san actuarry strict Freudian> ......


Captain...sometime a 61cm Type 93 torpedo is-ah just a 61cm Type 93 torpedo. [:-]

Even if you send it "Up the Chuff?" [X(]



dcpollay -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 1:56:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: witpqs

The film just came back from Intel...

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Speaking of which....I think this was the mast of the Electra.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 3:41:50 AM)

Rook, America-mens and Canada-mens, nobody know what-ah Herr tarking about unress rive through WWII(c) or perhaps Engrand-mens and serve on Skimmer.

In case someone here not rive through WWII(c) and on vacation for 1 week and have internet access..here what happen in WWII(c)

http://www.matrixgames.com/forums/tm.asp?m=2341315



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 2:45:53 PM)

Regardress what-ah Doctah Honda-san say, strategic bombing IS oddry fun. Nevah rearry get chance before because in previous war Japan-mens give up in 1943 before B-29 show up.

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?



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Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 3:51:08 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?



Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 4:30:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?



Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.


Hai! That-ah what Mandrake-san remember rast time read Navarh Treaty 1925. Seem rike need Mistah Oppenheimer or 50 B-29 to make big enough fire to destroy something.

When rook at mouseoveah inter, figure in parentheses is damaged, hai?



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 4:43:07 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Pretend Mandrake-san not aburh to open Navarh Treaty of 1925, manpower and heavy industry hits give strategic points, hai?



Kind of hai. Hai? "Hits" no-ah mattah. Strategic points arrocated based upon damaged HI or manpower. Damaged points = rittre joss. Destroyed points = much more diffucurt = big joss.


Hai! That-ah what Mandrake-san remember rast time read Navarh Treaty 1925. Seem rike need Mistah Oppenheimer or 50 B-29 to make big enough fire to destroy something.

When rook at mouseoveah inter, figure in parentheses is damaged, hai?


Kind of hai. Hai? "Figure" no-ah mattah.

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"Hey, you! STOP that and just answer the bloody question!"


Hai! Figure represent damaged items.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 5:07:59 PM)

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 5:27:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/4/2015 7:32:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.

Graduate without going to crass. They say "You have no crass at all!".



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/5/2015 1:28:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: witpqs


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ORIGINAL: Chickenboy

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

What-ah rank everyone get at Haha-jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy?

Fierd Marsharr. Third crass.

Graduate without going to crass. They say "You have no crass at all!".


No. Argretorian brother-san mis-ah-understand. "Crass" as in vurgur, not crass as in "no crass at arr" or "going to crass". Third crass very crass. Chickenboy-san and parents proud. Most honorabre firthy mouth in famiry.



zuluhour -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/11/2015 12:37:58 AM)

[:D][:D][:D]

(I don't even speaka Japanese.)

ahh by da wray, whata da score?



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/16/2015 10:18:12 AM)

There is score? Broody Herr!



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/16/2015 10:18:57 AM)

We on way to invade Port Brair. First part of big pran. Yea, we have pran.



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/19/2015 2:47:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sprior
First part of big pran. Yea, we have pran.


[X(] Wha??? Chickenboy-san confused. Prease to exprain? Captain Mandrake-san has mercifahrry omitted any sense of pranning, strategy, tac-ah-tics or rogic from AAR to date. You sure you wanna start now?



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/19/2015 6:31:29 PM)

Rook, Mandrake-san rearize not everyone here professionarh officuh but not hear about operationarh security?

Mandrake-san terr everyone Japan-mens invade Rord Howe Isrand...next thing entire brigade of Austraria-mens warking around arr ovah prace. Mandrake-san hire outside consurtant from M&M Enterprises to give presentation at Emperor Birthday Party and BBQ on Truk Ragoon.

He say, "Onry terr everyone about attacks AFTAH attack ovah. That way, if big screw up just not mention it." This amazingry simpurh but quite crever.



Chickenboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/19/2015 6:37:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake
That way, if big screw up just not mention it.


If?



sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/20/2015 6:51:28 AM)

Here is pran:



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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/20/2015 2:35:34 PM)

Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/20/2015 2:37:50 PM)

Arso, probabry have to stop stretch out fish head soup with rentirs. Mandrake-san send message to Tokyo about rentirs.



Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/20/2015 2:43:21 PM)

Mandrake-san take wark on beach at Seaside Virra in new comfortaburh new srip-on brue deck shoes, tan khaki sracks and white rong sreeve dress shirt with rorred up sreeves. Mandrake-san start notice Truk-womans giggring when Mandrake-san wark by. Mandrake-san check fry..no..no probrem...dry whistrer hang off nose hairs....no....HORY CRAP! Mandrake-san rook rike Professor from Girrigan's Isrand? Onry thing missing coconut battery for short wave radio.



witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (8/20/2015 2:51:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake

Wait, pran not-ah have subject pronoun or even subject noun. Prease to say who not-ah fart in car. Immperiarh Japan-mens Army? Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy? Comfort womans?

Sprior-san was very crear:


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