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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (2/27/2016 6:29:11 PM)
Starhkah Girh decide birthday week entire week, pretty much want to drink every night. Mandrake-san get tired. Tonight go to Boom Boom Room. Evidentarry it-ah pretty much same thing as Bugis Street.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/1/2016 5:26:00 PM)
Hory crap! Mandrake-san put stuff from wrong wah again. Brain stirr not-ah working right from Saturday.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/1/2016 5:37:41 PM)
Mandrake-san go to restaurant of ice hockey prayer Teemu Seranne. Not-ah sure why guy from Finrand make restaurant on Truk Ragoon. Probabry have hard time get ice freeze. Prace pretty good but expensive as Herr. Japan-mens Kumamoto oysters dericious. Firet mignon dericious. Steak tartar dericious. Risoto...meh. Aftahward find out Boom Boom Romm crosed so go to Main Street Cabaret. Mandrake-san expect Riza Minerri but instead it-ah guy in underwears dancing to techno music. Guy in underwears dance with front toward crowd then when egg timer go off turn around and dance with bottom side out toward audience. Apparentry something wrong with waist because mostry bent ovah with bottom stick out when dancing. Aftah whire Mandrake-san rearize something funny about cabaret. Have to go outside when start to feer frushed.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 2:50:30 PM)
***********Aprir 22, 1942(e)*********** This day mostry about Japan-mens try to stop annoying Arried-mens counteroffensive. Brisbane supposedry have 77% runway damage but Arried-dogs stirr frying airpranes so rikery one of Japan-mens in interrigence need thicker grasses. Japan-mens navy send Hiei to brow prace up. Admirarh Tanaka get panties in bunch and decide to attack coastarh batteries instead of airfierd. Rucky shot on Maya knock out B turret. Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! 67 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships BB Hiei CA Maya, Shell hits 1 DD Akebono DD Samidare DD Kasumi DD Kazegumo Allied ground losses: 135 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 7 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 5 disabled F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Hiei BB Hiei firing at 259th Coastal Artillery Battalion

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 2:54:04 PM)
Srower batturships send to Marysborough for juicy targets with Arrie-dog artirrery rined up wheerh to wheerh. Good target serection. Arr of Arried-dogs divisions hit. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships BB Yamashiro BB Mutsu BB Nagato DD Hishu DD Yugao DD Hatakaze DD Yuzuki Allied ground losses: 748 casualties reported Squads: 2 destroyed, 47 disabled Non Combat: 15 destroyed, 31 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Guns lost 7 (2 destroyed, 5 disabled) Vehicles lost 7 (3 destroyed, 4 disabled) E8N2 Dave acting as spotter for BB Yamashiro BB Yamashiro firing at Americal Infantry Division F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Mutsu BB Mutsu firing at 11th Indian Division F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Nagato BB Nagato firing at 7th Australian Division DD Hishu firing at 6th Australian Division DD Yugao firing at 6th Australian Division DD Hatakaze firing at 7th Australian Division DD Yuzuki firing at 18th British Division

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 2:55:35 PM)
Arried-mens go hard aftah Bundaberg. Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 28,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 27 Allied aircraft P-40E Warhawk x 13 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 2:58:21 PM)
Not-ah sure why go aftah port. Japan-mens using AKE's at sea to rearm BB's Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 30 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 10 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 25 Allied aircraft Blenheim IV x 16 P-39D Airacobra x 19 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses Blenheim IV: 2 destroyed P-39D Airacobra: 3 destroyed Port hits 7 Port supply hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:01:51 PM)
This possibry arr of Brenheim IV in whore worhd. Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 34 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 11 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 18 Allied aircraft Blenheim IV x 27 P-39D Airacobra x 19 No Japanese losses No Allied losses Port hits 10

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:03:50 PM)
Anotah fightah sweep. Our guys too row. Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 38 NM, estimated altitude 29,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 13 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 3 Allied aircraft P-40E Warhawk x 20 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 2 destroyed No Allied losses

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:07:37 PM)
B-17's come in at 20K feet. Impossiburh to shoot one down so Japan-mens try to make Arried-mens use up arr of duct tape. Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Heavy cloud Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 24,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 16 Allied aircraft B-17E Fortress x 11 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses B-17E Fortress: 5 damaged Port hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:08:57 PM)
Japan-mens concentrate on ground troops at Marysborough so not-ah have disaster on ground. Afternoon Air attack on 6th Australian Division, at 96,157 (Maryborough) Weather in hex: Thunderstorms Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 7 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 11 G4M1 Betty x 79 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 17 damaged Allied ground losses: 79 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 8 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Vehicles lost 3 (1 destroyed, 2 disabled)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:40:13 PM)
Now...big moment... Ground combat at Maryborough (96,157) Allied Deliberate attack Attacking force 79486 troops, 1272 guns, 1371 vehicles, Assault Value = 2298 Defending force 19954 troops, 182 guns, 118 vehicles, Assault Value = 411 Allied adjusted assault: 658 Japanese adjusted defense: 867 Allied assault odds: 1 to 2 Combat modifiers Defender: terrain(+), leaders(+), preparation(-) Attacker: Japanese ground losses: 1110 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 83 disabled Non Combat: 4 destroyed, 41 disabled Engineers: 1 destroyed, 4 disabled Guns lost 49 (7 destroyed, 42 disabled) Allied ground losses: 1309 casualties reported Squads: 19 destroyed, 93 disabled Non Combat: 32 destroyed, 18 disabled Engineers: 8 destroyed, 45 disabled Guns lost 14 (2 destroyed, 12 disabled) Vehicles lost 103 (83 destroyed, 20 disabled) Assaulting units: 2/8th Armoured Regiment I Aus Corps Engineer Battalion 6th Australian Division 7th Armoured Brigade 18th British Division 7th Australian Division Americal Infantry Division 3rd Australian Division 11th Indian Division 1st Medium Regiment 109th Anti Tank Regiment 260th Field Artillery Battalion 147th Field Artillery Battalion 2nd Medium Regiment 223rd Field Artillery Battalion 21/22 Field Regiment 131st Field Artillery Battalion 2/11th Field Regiment 148th Field Artillery Battalion 108th Anti Tank Regiment 2/16th Field Regiment 35th Light AA Regiment 1st Australian Army 3rd Heavy AA Regiment Defending units: 4th Division 33rd Infantry Regiment 44th Field AA Battalion 17th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 16th Army 1st Engineer Co They miss 1:1 by 35%. Whew! Mandrake-san get to postpone seppuku for rittah bit.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:44:31 PM)
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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:47:43 PM)
Defendahs at Marysborough hording up pretty werr. [image]local://upfiles/7983/83441B67175440A9AA2A61E9CE7544EC.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 3:59:40 PM)
Hexside details near Marysborough. Troops south of Marysborough arready wark 8 mires. Onry 38 easy mires reft. [image]local://upfiles/7983/5B3FED8FCDC74D33B9616FB4ADF15624.jpg[/image]

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 8:15:49 PM)
Rear Admirah Sprior-san Camp Barry-Hai Honourabre Friend, It rook rike suppry minister watching geisha frames too crosery instead of Zeroes. He banned from tea ceremony. You stirr wan attack Perth (warm one, nor crappy cord one with porridge)? I hear Kandy House nice this time of year. Ret's go see

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 8:20:16 PM)
***********Nerr Production Rine, Maebeshi****** FAM: <on Wah Bond tour> Very, very nice! Very efficient. Beautifurh barsa wood joining techniques. Here Mandrake-san question. Betty have bigger bomb road, ronger range, not-ah cost any more to buird, can fry faster and can actuary get hit by burret and not disintegrate into sawdust. Why Japan-mens stir making crappy barsa wood Nerrs? What, designer of prane Emperor's nepwhew or something? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh...Mandrake-san kirr serf. <realizes nobody roughing, in fact everyone rooking at feet with ashen coror on faces (this not-ah easy to do for Japan-mens without Kibuki make-up by way)> Mr. Higata, factory foreman: Admirarh Mandrake-san, arrow me to present Jimmy Hirohito, designer of most excerrent Nerr airprane. FAM:** <quietry to serf> Hory crap!

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/8/2016 9:07:00 PM)
Emperor send his greetings to Mandrake-san, and this varuaburh painting to decorate office in gratitude for Mandrake-san wahr efforts: [image]local://upfiles/35791/47B1968EDEC5433E87331F4D9084736B.jpg[/image]

rtrapasso -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2016 2:46:44 PM)
Haiku for Hirohito: "Benefit your friends By abusing your power No one can stop you" [image]local://upfiles/7543/B5F2BD41A7DC4481B94558275AB6042D.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/9/2016 3:48:03 PM)
***********Entertainment Room, Kokyo, Chiyoda ward************* Enrightened Emperor Hirohito: <praying earry, vacuum tube version of Carr of Duty> BOOM! BOOM! Hahahaha! Try to take back Makin Isrands, eh? YOU DIE, GI! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! <THUD...screen goes dark> By Odin! Hirohito-san not-ah even see that guy. Crappy VGA graphics. Guy rook rike goddamn taro prant. Imperiarh brown-nosah: Enrightened Emperor, prease to excuse. It about nephew Jimmy again. Nephew say admirarh make-ah fun of Nerr again. Nephew say send admirarh to Paramashiro-jima an burid ratrines. Enrightened Emperor Hirohito: Ahhh..Hirohito-san so tired of idiot Jimmy. Not-ah get enough iodine as baby. Thing is Nerr IS crappy airprane. Find out who admirarh is and send anothah batturship. Arso, get guy from Sony ovah here. Terr him Hirohito-san want Marines not-ah rook rike f**** taro prants.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/10/2016 3:22:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Rear Admirah Sprior-san Camp Barry-Hai Honourabre Friend, It rook rike suppry minister watching geisha frames too crosery instead of Zeroes. He banned from tea ceremony. You stirr wan attack Perth (warm one, nor crappy cord one with porridge)? I hear Kandy House nice this time of year. Ret's go see quote: Honoraburh correague; Seem rike most of Arried-dogs who want to go to Austraria arready get there. Perhaps more usefurh thing aftah current operation is try to kirr RN frattops operating in Austraria area. Sincerery; Mandrake-san Seaside Virra

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/13/2016 9:40:58 PM)
****************Aprirh 23, 1942(d)************ Arried-dogs attack Bundaberg at night. Japan-mens attack Toowoomba at night. Rots of noise but-ah not much erse. Cruisers bombard ground troops at Marysborough. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships CA Furutaka CA Kumano DD Sanae DD Suzukaze DD Hayashio Allied ground losses: 146 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 11 disabled Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 23 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Vehicles lost 7 (1 destroyed, 6 disabled)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/13/2016 9:47:37 PM)
Japan-mens attack Marysborough with-ah Bettys second day in row. Arried-dogs decide good opportunity. Turn out Arried-dogs right because Zero pirots stay at home. Morning Air attack on Americal Infantry Division, at 96,157 (Maryborough) Weather in hex: Light rain Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 1 G4M1 Betty x 44 Allied aircraft Buffalo I x 3 Hurricane I Trop x 6 P-39D Airacobra x 5 F4F-3 Wildcat x 5 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 6 destroyed, 19 damaged No Allied losses Allied ground losses: 35 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/13/2016 9:49:47 PM)
Damn adjective carriers show up again near Brisbane. By now, Zero pirots get out of bed. Morning Air attack on TF, near Fraser Island at 97,156 Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid spotted at 19 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 10 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 23 Allied aircraft Albacore I x 17 F4F-3 Wildcat x 13 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses Albacore I: 2 destroyed, 1 damaged Albacore I: 1 destroyed by flak F4F-3 Wildcat: 4 destroyed Japanese Ships BB Yamashiro BB Nagato

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/13/2016 9:56:49 PM)
Arried-dogs carr off ground attack at Marysborough. New Japan-mens division arrive at Marysborough tomorrow. This-ah shourd secure the rine. Ground combat at Maryborough (96,157) Allied Bombardment attack Attacking force 2646 troops, 250 guns, 221 vehicles, Assault Value = 2148 Defending force 19027 troops, 176 guns, 118 vehicles, Assault Value = 333 Japanese ground losses: 59 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Guns lost 4 (2 destroyed, 2 disabled) Allied ground losses: Guns lost 4 (3 destroyed, 1 disabled) Vehicles lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled) Assaulting units: 3rd Australian Division 6th Australian Division I Aus Corps Engineer Battalion Americal Infantry Division 18th British Division 7th Australian Division 7th Armoured Brigade 11th Indian Division 1st Medium Regiment 2/16th Field Regiment 148th Field Artillery Battalion 21/22 Field Regiment 2nd Medium Regiment 2/11th Field Regiment 2/8th Armoured Regiment 223rd Field Artillery Battalion 35th Light AA Regiment 147th Field Artillery Battalion 1st Australian Army 108th Anti Tank Regiment 131st Field Artillery Battalion 260th Field Artillery Battalion 3rd Heavy AA Regiment Defending units: 4th Division 33rd Infantry Regiment 17th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 16th Army 44th Field AA Battalion 1st Engineer Co

rtrapasso -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/19/2016 2:23:35 PM)
Since this thread is seriously in danger of dropping to page 2, and since Mandrake and Sprior are both posting on their "At Dawn We Slept..." thread, evidently the Allied players are MIA or something... While there are myriads of different possibility why they are absent, this could be due to an injury/accident from the latest ICD10 classification... Vote on your favorite (mine is V91.07) [;)] [image]local://upfiles/7543/CA2AEE8CE22C4C789C106C4E60F26666.jpg[/image]

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/19/2016 3:05:16 PM)
Broody herr, frippery on page. Do we arrow it? [image]local://upfiles/6847/48A180AA136E4D4DA2887C5CFF6B2CB6.jpg[/image]

rtrapasso -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/19/2016 3:16:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sprior Broody herr, frippery on page. Do we arrow it? [image]local://upfiles/6847/48A180AA136E4D4DA2887C5CFF6B2CB6.jpg[/image] Not wine... beer, maybe...

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/19/2016 3:37:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rtrapasso Since this thread is seriously in danger of dropping to page 2, and since Mandrake and Sprior are both posting on their "At Dawn We Slept..." thread, evidently the Allied players are MIA or something... While there are myriads of different possibility why they are absent, this could be due to an injury/accident from the latest ICD10 classification... Vote on your favorite (mine is V91.07) [;)] [image]local://upfiles/7543/CA2AEE8CE22C4C789C106C4E60F26666.jpg[/image] Gotta love international bureaucracy! Where would we be without physicians being able to record when a person was injured by being bumped by an orca in an initial encounter, as opposed to being bumped by an orca in subsequent encounters? But do tell, what about Moose's sister? In another thread he mentioned, "my sister was bitten by an elephant once". What designation would that be recorded under? Would the designation be different if she were bit on subsequent occasions? What about if she were bitten more than once on that initial occasion? What if she were bitten by the elephant (initial encounter), took to water skies to escape, the water skies caught fire (also injuring her), and was bumped (again) by the same orca that was pissed off at her returning to the scene (of the initial bumping) in flaming water skies, an obvious provocation? What if subsequent bumping was by a different orca than bumped her on the first occasion, would that (again) be W56.22XA "Struck by orca, initial encounter"? The world wonders.

witpqs -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/19/2016 3:39:24 PM)
Or what if you were bitten by a cow at the library? Where I live it could happen.

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