RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere

RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (Full Version)

All Forums >> [New Releases from Matrix Games] >> War in the Pacific: Admiral's Edition >> After Action Reports

Message

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/19/2016 4:21:06 PM)
Yes, thank you WHO. Thank you for multiplying the possible causes of constipation by 100. I was feeling fairly "impacted" with the 100 possible codes available under ICD-9. Also, when I open my "Water Ski Burn Clinic" that one code will be super important. In the meantime I have secretly started my campaign to code "Chagas Disease" (South American parasite) on every Medi-Cal patient I see. I will let you know how long it takes for the CDC to send a team out.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/19/2016 11:28:38 PM)
quote: witpqs: But do tell, what about Moose's sister? In another thread he mentioned, "my sister was bitten by an elephant once". It's quite simple really: male elephants are called 'bull elephants' so the female ones must be 'cows'. I believe the code for bull elephants is one digit more than the one for cows. [;)]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/20/2016 2:22:22 AM)
***********Aprirh 24, 1942(d)*********** Hiei and Maya drive to Brisbane to brow up airfierd. British-mens batturshhip make-ah big mistake. See kind of unsportmansrike. Nevah mind. Ovah it. Hiei AWOR for first 10 minutes of batturh. Despite rittah screw up Resorution get hammered. Night Time Surface Combat, near Maryborough at 97,158, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Hiei CA Maya, Shell hits 5 DD Kazegumo DD Kasumi DD Akebono Allied Ships BB Resolution, Shell hits 15, Torpedo hits 1, on fire DD Blue, Shell hits 2 DD Nizam DD Jupiter Poor visibility due to Thunderstorms with 64% moonlight Maximum visibility in Thunderstorms and 64% moonlight: 2,000 yards Range closes to 20,000 yards... CONTACT: Allies radar detects Japanese task force at 20,000 yards Range closes to 14,000 yards... Range closes to 8,000 yards... Range closes to 4,000 yards... Range closes to 2,000 yards... CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 2,000 yards CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 2,000 yards Tanaka, Raizo crosses the 'T' BB Resolution engages CA Maya at 2,000 yards BB Resolution engages CA Maya at 2,000 yards DD Akebono engages BB Resolution at 2,000 yards DD Blue engages DD Kasumi at 2,000 yards DD Kazegumo engages DD Blue at 2,000 yards BB Resolution engages BB Hiei at 2,000 yards DD Blue engages CA Maya at 2,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Blue at 2,000 yards DD Blue engages DD Kazegumo at 2,000 yards Range increases to 4,000 yards BB Resolution engages BB Hiei at 4,000 yards DD Blue engages CA Maya at 4,000 yards DD Blue engages DD Akebono at 4,000 yards DD Blue engages DD Kazegumo at 4,000 yards Range increases to 6,000 yards BB Hiei engages BB Resolution at 6,000 yards DD Kasumi engages DD Jupiter at 6,000 yards DD Kasumi engages DD Nizam at 6,000 yards DD Blue engages DD Kasumi at 6,000 yards BB Resolution engages DD Kazegumo at 6,000 yards BB Hiei engages BB Resolution at 6,000 yards DD Kazegumo engages DD Jupiter at 6,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Jupiter at 6,000 yards DD Kasumi engages DD Jupiter at 6,000 yards Range increases to 7,000 yards BB Resolution engages BB Hiei at 7,000 yards DD Jupiter engages DD Kazegumo at 7,000 yards DD Jupiter engages DD Akebono at 7,000 yards DD Kasumi engages DD Blue at 7,000 yards DD Jupiter engages DD Kazegumo at 7,000 yards Task forces break off...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/20/2016 2:27:09 AM)
Tanaka keep going. What-ah expect? Visibirity onry 2000 yds. Engrish-mens DD's get in way again. Night Time Surface Combat, near Brisbane at 96,159, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Hiei CA Maya DD Kazegumo, Shell hits 1 DD Kasumi DD Akebono Allied Ships DD Blue DD Nizam, Shell hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/20/2016 2:29:58 AM)
Engrish-mens DD's put up good fight. 2 Japan-mens DD's have to go back to Rabaur. Tanaka finarry have to turn around because run out of burrets and escorts. Night Time Surface Combat, near Brisbane at 96,160, Range 2,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Hiei CA Maya, Shell hits 2 DD Kazegumo DD Kasumi, Shell hits 3, on fire DD Akebono, Shell hits 3, on fire Allied Ships DD Blue DD Nizam, Shell hits 3, on fire DD Jupiter, Shell hits 3, on fire Resorution reported sunk for second or third time.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/20/2016 2:34:17 AM)
100,000 Arried-dogs at Marysborough. Japan-mens just crose eyes and shoot. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships BB Yamashiro BB Nagato DD Hishu DD Yugao DD Hatakaze Allied ground losses: 368 casualties reported Squads: 2 destroyed, 10 disabled Non Combat: 7 destroyed, 36 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Guns lost 15 (1 destroyed, 14 disabled) Vehicles lost 26 (4 destroyed, 22 disabled) Airbase hits 1 Airbase supply hits 4 Runway hits 24 Port hits 9 Port fuel hits 2 Port supply hits 7

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/20/2016 2:40:01 AM)
Tamworth supposed to have bombers but no fightahs. Somebody not-ah get message. Crappy Mohwak IV shoot down expensive Betty bombers. Morning Air attack on Tamworth , at 91,163 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid detected at 25 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 8 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 14 G4M1 Betty x 32 Allied aircraft Mohawk IV x 16 Japanese aircraft losses G4M1 Betty: 3 destroyed, 2 damaged No Allied losses Airbase hits 8 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 12 No air attacks on Bundaberg or Rockhampton today. Eithah weathah probrem or B-17's need oir changes.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/20/2016 2:59:32 AM)
.. [image]local://upfiles/7983/FE719B271EB54CDFB980DB815B29BB50.jpg[/image]

Disco Duck -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/20/2016 12:49:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: witpqs Or what if you were bitten by a cow at the library? Where I live it could happen. +1 Sounds like where I grew up.[:D]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/21/2016 5:50:10 PM)
Freet Admirarh Mandrake-san go to Truk Isrand Pavirrion store to find somethig to grirr. Evidentarry suppry ship just come in because meat department have big section of Kobe beef. Kobe beef firet mignon onry $49 per pound. Mandrake-san raugh out roud when see price. Meat manager hear Mandrake-san raughing and say..."Hord on..meat manager be right back" Meat manager come back with 4 Kobe beef Porterhouse steaks marked down to $9 per pound because reach serr by date. Mandrake-san take arr four and marinade with garric, soy sauce and pepper marinade and then broir in hot oven 4 1/2 minutes a side and covah with sauteed mushrooms. It-ah unberievabry dericious. Mandrake-san get-ah tears in eyes just think about it. Anyway, SG IV enjoy steak untirr Mandrake-san say Kobe beef massaged by hand with rittah Japan-womans with white groves. Suddenry SG-IV get wierd rook on face and stop to eat steak. Mandrake-san fix emergency by eating rest of steak.

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/21/2016 8:24:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Suddenry SG-IV get wierd rook on face and stop to eat steak. Mandrake-san fix emergency by eating rest of steak. That broody quick thinking - good man to have in emergency

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/25/2016 5:28:55 PM)
*******Seaside Virra********* FAM: <having Kobe steak and beer captured in Rockhampton> Why nevah see Mohammaden bath house? Beacuse everyone get-ah grossed out during prayers. Hahahahahahaha.....What-ah probrem. How come nobody raugh? Jimmy "too tarr": It-ah good joke boss but just have training session from Southern Army Human Resource trainer, Mrs. Hata. Mrs. Hata say cannot raugh at jokes about womans or othah peopurh in Co-Prosperity Sphere. FAM:** Oh, come on! What-ah point of wah if not arrowed have a rittah fun?

Anachro -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/25/2016 6:17:57 PM)
This AAR gives me a headache. [:)]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/25/2016 8:01:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Anachro This AAR gives me a headache. [:)] Hai! Anachro-san think reading about everything go wrong bad? Try to figure out how Japan-mens economy work. That-ah what give headache. [:)]

T Rav -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/26/2016 3:36:05 AM)
Captain, Once again, the jokes come off even better when spoken in pidgin engrish. T Rav

sprior -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/26/2016 11:40:52 AM)
Broody herr, I think rike this at work sometimes. It no good when deproying SQR

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/26/2016 4:40:49 PM)
Hai! It-ah very difficurt not-ah say "Broody Herr" or "Hai!" in everyday conversation. One time Mandrake-san go to party and hostesses give everyone stick on name tag say "Harro, my name". Everyone supposed write in name. Mandrake-san bored so write in "Sergei" and pretend rike architect from Minsk entire party. It-ah amazing how nice American-mens and American-womans try to be when not-ah speak Engrish werr. Of course, everyone sound rike comprete ididots. Mandrake-san tark to two America-womans and pretend not-ah know common word for breastesses. Instead Mandrake-san say "BOO-soms" rike guy from Minsk. At first America-womans not-ah figure out what-ah Mandrake-san mean so Mandrake-san make universarh sign for breastesses. You know, rike two upturned cupped hands herd in front of chest. America-womans both say, "Oooooh, you mean breasts?" Mandrake-san rook down at breastesses, make cupping sign and say, "DA! Breastesses! Thank you! Sergei learn many Engrish words tonight"

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 12:34:04 AM)
Ratah, Mandrake-san exprain what-ah hahppen with Sergei sticker.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 2:07:15 AM)
***************Aprir 25, 1942(d)************* B-17's go back to night attacks. Night Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid spotted at 16 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft no flights Allied aircraft B-17E Fortress x 6 No Japanese losses No Allied losses Runway hits 6

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 2:10:28 AM)
3 BB''s brow up tremendous numbers of Arried-dogs. Arready some of Arried-dogs start move-ah back West. Japan-mens position at Marysborough safe for now. Night Naval bombardment of Maryborough at 96,157 Japanese Ships BB Hyuga BB Ise BB Mutsu DD Yuzuki DD Samidare DD Yudachi Allied ground losses: 617 casualties reported Squads: 3 destroyed, 18 disabled Non Combat: 20 destroyed, 30 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Guns lost 23 (5 destroyed, 18 disabled) Vehicles lost 25 (8 destroyed, 17 disabled) Airbase hits 8 Runway hits 34 Port hits 12 Port fuel hits 1 Port supply hits 4

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 2:41:37 AM)
Japan-mens try to brow up Brisbane. Arried-dogs have so many mens at Brisbane ships not-ah fire on airfierd. Night Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! 68 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships CA Furutaka CA Kumano DD Sanae DD Suzukaze DD Hayashio, Shell hits 4, on fire Allied ground losses: 215 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 3 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 21 disabled Engineers: 1 destroyed, 3 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 3:46:08 PM)
Rosses of big ships rast 2 months. Very, very one sided. The rower box show rosses since start of Arried-dogs offensive in Austraria. [image]local://upfiles/7983/7173195C435647CFA5C1C356EA3C102D.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 4:10:20 PM)
DD rosses since Arried-dog offensive in Austraria. 8 to 5 in favor of Arried-dogs. Essentiarry Japan-mens trade DD's and airpranes for CA's and BB's [image]local://upfiles/7983/6B8A5293DA3644D9B1E03DD1EBB87D18.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 4:15:32 PM)
Arso today, Arried-dogs unequivocarry spot Soryu near Oosthaven and spot giant group transports move North near Victoria Point.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 4:16:25 PM)
Mandrake-san predict Arried-mens know something up.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 4:37:33 PM)
.. [image]local://upfiles/7983/0F86CD87F3624693968676F6A6504534.jpg[/image]

T Rav -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 4:52:21 PM)
Is that Ms. Rodham's sister? I don't know...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 4:54:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: T Rav Is that Ms. Rodham's sister? I don't know... Werr, both either have or hope to be coronated.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 5:00:46 PM)
FRENCH PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT SEGMENT* Crappy: [image]local://upfiles/7983/8A0809D7E4BF4BA9AF432CEE8B8EC121.jpg[/image] * The editorial board strongly opposed the introduction of crass materialism but the accountants told us we had to.

Mike McCreery -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (3/27/2016 5:02:19 PM)
I have no idea what is happening in the game. It does not make this AAR less enjoyable however. CARRY ON :}!!!

Page: << < prev 78 79 [80] 81 82 next > >>

Forum Software © ASPPlayground.NET Advanced Edition 2.4.5 ANSI

0.84375