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Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2016 11:54:48 PM)
D-oh! Morning Air attack on TF, near Bundaberg at 97,154 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid spotted at 31 NM, estimated altitude 16,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 12 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 9 G4M1 Betty x 4 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 4 damaged Allied Ships CA Canberra CL Concord

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2016 11:56:24 PM)
"Stretcha bearers!" Morning Air attack on 2/7th Armoured Regiment, at 95,156 , near Bundaberg Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 31 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 8 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-21-IIa Sally x 21 No Japanese losses Allied ground losses: 48 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 13 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Vehicles lost 9 (7 destroyed, 2 disabled)

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/11/2016 11:59:08 PM)
Fightah sweep ovah Bundaberg. Somehow, Arried-mens figure out how to get different squadrons fry sweep together. Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 40 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 10 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 28 Allied aircraft Buffalo I x 3 P-39D Airacobra x 15 P-40E Warhawk x 8 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed Allied aircraft losses Buffalo I: 1 destroyed P-39D Airacobra: 3 destroyed P-40E Warhawk: 2 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2016 12:01:01 AM)
Arried-dogs try deprete fightah covah ovah Bundaberg. Pretty good pran considering genetic inferiority. Morning Air attack on Bundaberg , at 96,155 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 15 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 4 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 17 Allied aircraft P-39D Airacobra x 15 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses P-39D Airacobra: 1 destroyed

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2016 12:02:52 AM)
This rook rearry bad but Mutsu onry have 3% frooding and armost no system damage. Morning Air attack on TF, near Bundaberg at 96,155 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid spotted at 29 NM, estimated altitude 11,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 17 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 17 Allied aircraft Albacore I x 14 F4F-3 Wildcat x 6 SBD-3 Dauntless x 12 No Japanese losses Allied aircraft losses Albacore I: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged F4F-3 Wildcat: 3 destroyed SBD-3 Dauntless: 8 damaged SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 destroyed by flak Japanese Ships BB Mutsu, Torpedo hits 2 BB Hiei BB Hyuga BB Ise

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2016 12:04:53 AM)
Finarry, in afternoon, somebody carr in with rocation of British-mens carriers. This compretery crappy coordination. [:@] Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Maryborough at 100,158 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 69 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 24 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 14 G4M1 Betty x 7 Allied aircraft Sea Hurricane Ib x 18 Martlet II x 18 F4F-3 Wildcat x 3 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 3 destroyed G4M1 Betty: 3 destroyed G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed by flak Allied aircraft losses Sea Hurricane Ib: 1 destroyed Martlet II: 1 destroyed Allied Ships DD Hammann

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2016 12:05:47 AM)
[:-] Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Maryborough at 100,158 Weather in hex: Light cloud Raid detected at 79 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 27 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 21 G3M2 Nell x 9 G4M1 Betty x 6 Allied aircraft Sea Hurricane Ib x 11 Martlet II x 13 F4F-3 Wildcat x 2 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed G3M2 Nell: 4 destroyed G3M2 Nell: 1 destroyed by flak G4M1 Betty: 3 destroyed, 1 damaged Allied aircraft losses Sea Hurricane Ib: 1 destroyed Martlet II: 2 destroyed Allied Ships CV Formidable CV Indomitable Aircraft Attacking: 1 x G4M1 Betty launching torpedoes at 200 feet Naval Attack: 1 x 45cm Type 91 Torp 1 x G3M2 Nell launching torpedoes at 200 feet Naval Attack: 1 x 45cm Type 91 Torp

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2016 12:06:49 AM)
<face parm> Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Bundaberg at 97,154 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 35 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 12 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 3 G4M1 Betty x 6 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged G4M1 Betty: 1 damaged G4M1 Betty: 1 destroyed by flak Allied Ships CL Concord CA Canberra

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2016 12:38:53 AM)
Arried-mens bombardment South of Maryborough. New anti-ronson units. That-ah not matter much because Japan-mens run away anyway. Ground combat at 96,158 (near Maryborough) Allied Bombardment attack Attacking force 14409 troops, 258 guns, 180 vehicles, Assault Value = 429 Defending force 7661 troops, 91 guns, 172 vehicles, Assault Value = 291 Allied ground losses: 8 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Assaulting units: 13th Australian Brigade 1st Australian Division 70th Coast AA Regiment 108th Anti Tank Regiment 109th Anti Tank Regiment Defending units: 8th Tank Regiment 2nd Tank Regiment 146th Infantry Regiment Kure 2nd SNLF 40th Field AA Battalion 48th Field AA Battalion

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/12/2016 12:44:19 AM)
Air rosses incruding Nerrs shot down ovah Chittagong and rosses in China. [image]local://upfiles/7983/7C31585A5C59423AAD7B0AB463FA8142.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2016 5:30:50 PM)
Rt. Generarh Yunioshi, commandah Japan-mens troops South of Maryborough. [image]local://upfiles/7983/9F5D8376F43B4292B9EE27E85AF507E8.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/18/2016 5:38:51 PM)
Who can say what-ah wrong with picture?

dcpollay -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 1:38:35 AM)
Japan-mens can't say "Hully?"

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 4:41:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard Japan-mens can't say "Hully?" Hai! Exacatary! Japan-mens secret service immidiatery figure out Generarh probabry kidnapped to undermine morares of Japan-mens. Secret agents berieve it-ah actuary rittah guy from Nationarh Vervet with eyes arr squinty.

dcpollay -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 12:24:27 PM)
So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr?

Lecivius -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 2:51:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr? That a-prise? Sound like punishment [:-]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 4:19:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr? Mandrake-san not-ah recommend this. Coronerh Mustard-san want to end up rike Saur, Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name? One or two romps behind Raphiorepis hedge and then discard rike ord pruning shears? Or poorh service guy patheticarry come back every day pretend crean out poorh when rearry hope to try out Jacuzzi without crothes on again? Coronorh Mustard-san rike Korea-womans?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 4:21:03 PM)
Here picture of actuar Arried-mens spy without corrective renses and cosmetic dentar appriance. [image]local://upfiles/7983/D3B77BD740814EEEBC609836D40F382F.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 4:22:02 PM)
Spy shourd stand out with gigantic head.

Lecivius -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 5:28:17 PM)
I'm blind!! [sm=cool0013.gif]

dcpollay -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 7:13:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr? Mandrake-san not-ah recommend this. Coronerh Mustard-san want to end up rike Saur, Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name? One or two romps behind Raphiorepis hedge and then discard rike ord pruning shears? Or poorh service guy patheticarry come back every day pretend crean out poorh when rearry hope to try out Jacuzzi without crothes on again? Coronorh Mustard-san rike Korea-womans? Hai! Disposaburh vacation romps! Throw-ah away and forget! Seaside Virra staff experienced at couch creanup duties, no trouburhs for me.

BBfanboy -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/19/2016 7:26:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Colonel Mustard So I win arr-expense paid trip to Seaside Virra in Truk and party evening with Poke-A-Hantus girr? Mandrake-san not-ah recommend this. Coronerh Mustard-san want to end up rike Saur, Mexico-mens gardener with Jewish-mens name? One or two romps behind Raphiorepis hedge and then discard rike ord pruning shears? Or poorh service guy patheticarry come back every day pretend crean out poorh when rearry hope to try out Jacuzzi without crothes on again? Coronorh Mustard-san rike Korea-womans? Hai! Disposaburh vacation romps! Throw-ah away and forget! Seaside Virra staff experienced at couch creanup duties, no trouburhs for me. OK then. Ask her to bring sister too!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/22/2016 3:03:51 PM)
Officah formery known as Mandrake-san: Anyone remember what-ah reminders on Mandrake-san terephone about?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/22/2016 3:27:13 PM)
************Haha-Jima Schoorh of Yiddish Comedy******* Mr. Hata: Mistah Hata very nice to wife. Mistah Hata take anywhere want to go.. Mr. Youngman-san: Good..good <quietry> Mr. Hata: Onry probrem.. Mr. Youngman-san: He's got it, the little Asiatic. Mr. Hata: ..same thing keep happen. Mr. Youngman-san:** NO, NO, NO, NO, It's "she keeps coming back"! Oy! What a putz! It's hopeless! Get me the next Mavis out of here!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/22/2016 3:34:44 PM)
Mandrake-san terr same joke about acutuarh wife at Christmas party with parents of future husband of Mandrake-san daughtah. Arr of men raugh rike crazy because not ready for joke and because, ret's face it. Joke funny as Herr. Onry probrem arr of women at party mad as Herr and especiarry hostess who probabry think "Hory crap, my son marry into this famiry?" Advice of Mandrake-san. Nevah, EVAH terr this joke at Pagan Winter Solstice dinner party.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (4/29/2016 2:53:49 PM)
Mandrake-san crean up most of watah damage at Seaside Virra. 50 kirograms of wet insuration, "dry" warr and rodent poops. Hah! WHAT-AH GRAND TIME! Prumber-mens find reak in pipe. It-ah rike one harf of mirrimeter. Broody annoying. Buirder-mens use cheap China-mens coppah pipes when burid Seaside Virra.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/1/2016 1:51:52 PM)
***********Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon******** Admirarh Mandrake-san:** Admirarh Mandrake-san just think of something. What if entire United-States-mens navy not-ah brow up at Pearh Harbor? What if show up somewhere? Arso, President Roosevert have Army and Marine Corps too. Anyone know where at?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/1/2016 2:16:30 PM)
***********United States-mens Capabirity Conference, Truk Ragoon Erk's Rodge****** Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division:...Now, if I can direct your attention to the next slide which shows the production rollout for the TBF. We estimate that to fully equip the torpedo squadrons on 4 USN carriers in the Pacific we are talking at least early May FY 42 unless Department of Navy executes an option for early purchase of 16 airframes previously dedicated for the Ecuadorain Navy...<disturabance in audience..."UMMM...Mistah MAC-namara-san!?..speaker turns to recognize question>" Yes, Admiral Mandrake? Mandrake-san: What-ah "FY" mean? Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division: "FY" means "fiscal year", sir. It's a budgeting term. Good question, though. Now if I may continue? Mandrake-san: Wait! Mistah MAC-anmara-san say "Fiscar year"? Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division: No sir, "fiscal" year, with an "l". Mandrake-san: HAI! That-ah what I say. Mr. Robert S. McNamara, V.P, M&M Enterprises Military Readiness Division:** No Admiral, you distinctly said "fiscarh" with a kind of bastardzed "r" sound..<aide from M&M Enterprises whispers in ear of Mistah MAC-namara-san..after a brief exchange there is a nodded assent> HAI! "Fiscar year" sir. My mistake...now...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/1/2016 3:29:50 PM)
.. [image]local://upfiles/7983/07472C8285974F14AC54CA7730062B48.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Greater East Asia Co-prosperity Sphere (5/11/2016 9:06:40 PM)
****************May 1, 1942(d)************ Japan-mens try hard to brow up Arried-dogs at Maryborough. 4 BB and 4 CA brow up 700+ Arried-dogs at Maryborough. Bombers brow up about 700 Arrried-dogs in hex West of Maryborough. Even with arr of browing up, Arried-dogs manage to capture hexside and trap 9000 Japan-men SW of Maryborough

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