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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/3/2016 4:01:00 PM)
Armoured Regt get-ah compretery browed up. Actuarh attack by understrength Engineer regt and port security infantry. Ground combat at 94,150 (near Rockhampton) Japanese Shock attack Attacking force 1940 troops, 26 guns, 30 vehicles, Assault Value = 815 Defending force 60 troops, 0 guns, 38 vehicles, Assault Value = 1 Japanese adjusted assault: 35 Allied adjusted defense: 1 Japanese assault odds: 35 to 1 Combat modifiers Defender: Attacker: shock(+) Allied ground losses: Vehicles lost 40 (40 destroyed, 0 disabled) Units destroyed 1 Assaulting units: 4th Division 41st Naval Guard Unit 48th Division 33rd Infantry Regiment 1st Ind Engineer Regiment 146th Infantry Regiment Kure 2nd SNLF 2nd Port Unit 16th Army 11th Air Fleet 17th Medium Field Artillery Regiment 41st JNAF AF Unit 44th Field AA Battalion 16th AA Regiment 21st Air Flotilla 4th JAAF AF Bn Defending units: 2/10th Armoured Regiment

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/3/2016 4:02:39 PM)
What-ah reft of SBD squadron on British-mens CV's attack Hiei in aftahnoon. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Townsville at 100,144 Weather in hex: Light rain Raid spotted at 6 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 2 minutes Allied aircraft SBD-3 Dauntless x 2 Allied aircraft losses SBD-3 Dauntless: 1 damaged Japanese Ships BB Hiei, Bomb hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/3/2016 4:04:36 PM)
Tonga Isrands: Japan-mens figure out America-mens try buird aeroprane base on Vava'u. Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 9,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Takao DD Arashio DD Amagiri Allied Ships xAK Wulin, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk AMC Cap des Palmes, Shell hits 2, Torpedo hits 1, and is sunk And Night Naval bombardment of Vava'u at 141,165 Japanese Ships CA Takao DD Amagiri DD Arashio Allied ground losses: 67 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 4 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 1 disabled Vehicles lost 1 (1 destroyed, 0 disabled) Airbase hits 4 Runway hits 4 Port hits 9

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/3/2016 4:07:20 PM)
Canton or Fiji or Samoa obvious praces for Americ-mens to attack first. Everyone try to get ready.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/3/2016 4:24:34 PM)
Amateur Tacticarh Anarysis: British-mens CV's use warp speed on way to Townsvirre area. This-ah means DD's start run out of gas and probabry not-ah be aburh to go rearry fast again next day. Most of bombahs on ships get browed up so strike powah way down unress more bombahs fry in (but CV arready crowded with fightahs). Seem rike onry 4 things CV's aburh to do: 1) Stand and fight 2) Run for Torres Strait 3) Run East (Absorutely Engrish-mens know Hiei onry 160 nm to ENE and probabry see Yamato 320 NM to SE but most-ah rikery not see Junyo) 4) Head back South Mandarake-san expect run for Torres Strait but rast time prediction wrong. [:D] If aburh go rearry fast again CV's can escape Netties at Charter Towers but stirh have to find gas somewhere.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 5:45:08 PM)
**********May 28, 1942(d)****** Operation Sink F**** Adjective Carriers: Hiei head back to Towsnvirre to get burrets. Tanaka-san purposery try to run into carriers just so everyone have to change underwears. Arried-dogs start out night going North. Hiei burret go right through Irrustrious and come out othah side. Night Time Surface Combat, near Townsville at 98,144, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Hiei, Shell hits 3 CA Maya, Shell hits 1 CA Kumano CL Nagara DD Makigumo DD Suzukaze Allied Ships CV Indomitable CV Illustrious, Shell hits 1 CV Formidable CL Mauritius CL Newcastle DD Hammann DD Helm DD Preston DD Reid DD MacDonough DD Napier DD Tjerk Hiddes, Shell hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 5:53:07 PM)
Japan-mens batturships that bought from British-mens rittah too srow. Show up at Brisbane when sun come up. Dutch-mens on top of Tromp Tower (that-ah what carr rearry tarr thing in muddurh of ship) see Japan-mens coming but have rearry big barrs so stay and fight. Aftah fight Vendetta have reason for vendetta. Day Time Surface Combat, near Brisbane at 96,160, Range 22,000 Yards Allied aircraft no flights Allied aircraft losses C.XI-W: 1 destroyed Japanese Ships BB Nagato, Shell hits 1 BB Mutsu, Shell hits 2 BB Yamashiro, Shell hits 1 BB Hyuga DD Shiranui, Shell hits 1 DD Sanae DD Yugao DD Hishu Allied Ships CL Tromp, Shell hits 7, and is sunk DD Vendetta, Shell hits 6, and is sunk DD Kortenaer, Shell hits 3, and is sunk

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 5:54:52 PM)
Hyuga get rittah bit too crose. Anyway everyone have good time browing up pranes. Naval bombardment of Brisbane at 96,160 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! Allied aircraft no flights Allied aircraft losses P-39D Airacobra: 122 damaged P-39D Airacobra: 9 destroyed on ground PBY-5 Catalina: 31 damaged PBY-5 Catalina: 2 destroyed on ground P-40E Warhawk: 35 damaged P-40E Warhawk: 8 destroyed on ground Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 damaged Hurricane IIb Trop: 2 destroyed on ground Kittyhawk IA: 24 damaged Kittyhawk IA: 3 destroyed on ground 39 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships BB Hyuga, Shell hits 12 BB Yamashiro BB Mutsu, Shell hits 5 BB Nagato Allied ground losses: 445 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 14 disabled Non Combat: 26 destroyed, 46 disabled Engineers: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled Guns lost 6 (2 destroyed, 4 disabled) Vehicles lost 3 (1 destroyed, 2 disabled) Airbase hits 24 Airbase supply hits 3 Runway hits 47

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 5:57:32 PM)
Apparentry some of Arried-mens bombahs stirr work because attack Japan-mens advancing backward toward Townsvirre. Afternoon Air attack on 4th Division, at 94,150 , near Rockhampton Weather in hex: Partial cloud Raid spotted at 20 NM, estimated altitude 6,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 6 minutes Allied aircraft Blenheim IV x 6 Allied aircraft losses Blenheim IV: 1 damaged Japanese ground losses: 77 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 4 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 5:59:42 PM)
A-24's dodge horhes in runway (aftah big party) but butturships arso dodge A-24's Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Brisbane at 96,160 Weather in hex: Clear sky Raid spotted at 14 NM, estimated altitude 18,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 5 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 3 Allied aircraft Hurricane IIb Trop x 6 Kittyhawk IA x 6 A-24 Banshee x 7 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 1 destroyed Allied aircraft losses A-24 Banshee: 3 damaged Japanese Ships BB Nagato BB Yamashiro

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 6:01:30 PM)
This group of Dutch-mens rittah bit more pragmatic...run away. Day Time Surface Combat, near Brisbane at 96,160, Range 25,000 Yards Japanese Ships BB Nagato BB Mutsu BB Yamashiro BB Hyuga DD Shiranui DD Sanae DD Yugao DD Hishu Allied Ships CLAA Van Heemskerck, Shell hits 2

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 6:07:14 PM)
*******21st Air Frotirra, Charter Towers, 10:30********* 54 Bettys with aeriar torpedoes, 68 Zeroes rinded up wingtip to wingtip....it-ah beautifurh sight..such power. .capaburh reach out armost 500 nm with fightah escort...gound crewman porish fuserages with Emperor's birthday party rags..everything rook beautifurh....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/6/2016 6:09:19 PM)
*******21st Air Frotirra, Charter Towers, 19:30********* 54 Bettys with aeriar torpedoes, 68 Zeroes rinded up wingtip to wingtip....it-af beautifurh sight..such power. .capaburh reach out armost 500 nm with fightah escort...gound crewman porish fuserages with Emperor's birthday party rags..everything rook beautifurh....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/7/2016 7:37:56 PM)
The chase. Yamato and Hiei decrine stern chase with hope that medium combatants catch up and srow down carriers so KB can catch up. [image]local://upfiles/7983/72C7749FC72E4FC7B3B4F2E23A9EFF48.jpg[/image]

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/7/2016 10:37:38 PM)
Captain-san: Chartah towahs is-ah 12 hexes from ***ing adjective carriers? What-ah A6M2 at maximum range for-ah escort? Hint: Ress than 12 hexes. [sotto voce] Dumb-ah ass*.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/7/2016 11:00:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Captain-san: Chartah towahs is-ah 12 hexes from ***ing adjective carriers? What-ah A6M2 at maximum range for-ah escort? Hint: Ress than 12 hexes. [sotto voce] Dumb-ah ass*. Wait...what-ah 14 hex range with drop tank for?

Disco Duck -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 3:41:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Captain-san: Chartah towahs is-ah 12 hexes from ***ing adjective carriers? What-ah A6M2 at maximum range for-ah escort? Hint: Ress than 12 hexes. [sotto voce] Dumb-ah ass*. Wait...what-ah 14 hex range with drop tank for? I think problem is still hung over from Emperors birthday party. Too many toasts to the emperors health.

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 1:56:16 PM)
Hai! That-ah my excuse. And Chickenboy-san sticking to it!

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 1:58:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Wait...what-ah 14 hex range with drop tank for? So. Were-ah they set for extended range with drop tanks from the right sized airfierrd with torpedoes for the bombers, etc. etc.? Why did they not-ah fry? [draws wakazachi waiting for 'I don't-ah know' answer from Captain-san]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 2:09:50 PM)
Rever 4 AF with 200 torpedoes and rots of Japan-mens for oir changes and the rike. Prus every Daitai have crazy mofo in charge and arr of Zeroes have drop-ah tanks. Arr of pranes on same airfierd with-ah same commandah that-ah even more crazy than mofos in daitais. Everyone set on same artitude. Arr of bombahs Bettys Even recon aircraft from 21st Air Frotirra. Probabry it-ah numbah of fightahs on f****** Adjective carriers....prus range...maybe Tokyo Rose have best-of show.

BBfanboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 2:15:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Wait...what-ah 14 hex range with drop tank for? So. Were-ah they set for extended range with drop tanks from the right sized airfierrd with torpedoes for the bombers, etc. etc.? Why did they not-ah fry? [draws wakazachi waiting for 'I don't-ah know' answer from Captain-san] Oh prease, CB-san! Not disembowruh Cap Mandrake-san! Where JFBs rearn speak Jingrish? Jingrish - Engrish with Japanese improvements.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 2:25:44 PM)
Bokonon say: "Pay not attention to Caesar. Caesar not-ah rearry know what-ah going on." Seem rike Bokonon right in this case.

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 2:43:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Rever 4 AF with 200 torpedoes Ovahstacked to-ah beat the band, Captain-san. [&o]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 2:49:03 PM)
******Officah Crub, 21st Air Frotirra, Chartah Towahs, 06:30, May 28, 1942(d)***** Two dozen officahs gathah around radio which grow orange from vacuum tubes. Beautifurh Rising Sun dispray outside but nobody notice. Everyone risten to radio. It-ah famiriar voice of Tokyo Rose...> Radio Voice:...now Rose-ah reach under top of kimono and caress own furh breastesses and crose eyes at same time. Rittah nippurh instantary erect. Rose make very soft moaning sounds....Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.." Rt Hata-san: Uhhh...uhhhhhh Othah officahs:** SHUT UP HATA!....

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 2:50:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Rever 4 AF with 200 torpedoes Ovahstacked to-ah beat the band, Captain-san. [&o] No! Not ovahstacked. Onry 188 engines incruding Bettys, Zeroes and coupurh of Babs. Onry extra torpedos Actuarry, Mandarake-san rook up exacatery. 120 torpedoes (Mandarake-san make numbah biggah to impress everyone). 2 get used up....probabry on recon frights.

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 2:56:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Rever 4 AF with 200 torpedoes Ovahstacked to-ah beat the band, Captain-san. [&o] No! Not ovahstacked. Onry 188 engines incruding Bettys, Zeroes and coupurh of Babs. Onry extra toorpedos Hai! Chickenboy-san undahstand now. Not-ah 200 toorpedo bombahs, but 200 torpedoes. Mandrake-san needs to speak-ah more crearrry to readahs. Most royar subjects misunderstand. So sorry.[&o] Mandrake-san wishes Chickenboy-san aporogize to emperor properry? [gestures at wakazachi and tatami mat, laid out for such eventuality]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 3:28:54 PM)
Hey, it-ah not Mandarake-san faurt Chickenboy-san not-ah speak-ah engrish very good. Mandarake-san go to UCRA, crass of 1938. Study horticurh...umm horticurht...gardening.

BBfanboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 3:42:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Hey, it-ah not Mandarake-san faurt Chickenboy-san not-ah speak-ah engrish very good. Mandarake-san go to UCRA, crass of 1938. Study horticurh...umm horticurht...gardening. Hai! Samurai good at horta ... gardening. My son Richard-san Karate instructor so own many Japanese weapons. His mothah ask Richard-san to trim rirac bush. Richard-san make quick work of it with katana - then spend three hours cleaning sap off of brade!

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 3:50:28 PM)
Not-ah to mention speciarr tiny katanas samurai needs for bonsai trees. Not-ah banzai trees, gaijin! Samurai need-ah big katanas for banzai!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/8/2016 4:17:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBfanboy Hai! Samurai good at horta ... gardening. My son Richard-san Karate instructor so own many Japanese weapons. His mothah ask Richard-san to trim rirac bush. Richard-san make quick work of it with katana - then spend three hours cleaning sap off of brade! Haha. That-ah pretty funny story.

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