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Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 5:30:05 PM)
********************May 29, 1942(d)*************** Doh!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 5:46:43 PM)
Sink *** adjective carriers: Formah Captain Hiroshi Imazato have-ah expricit instructions.. quote: PROCEED POSITION CROUCHING CRANE 35 NM SE HORN ISRAND PATRORH UNTIRH CONTACT STOP DO NOT ARROW PASSAGE ENEMY VESSURHS AT ANY COST END

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 5:49:36 PM)
Night Time Surface Combat, near Horn Island at 91,129, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships CL Tenryu, Shell hits 2 DD Kagero DD Shikinami, Shell hits 1 DD Asagiri, Shell hits 2 DD Hokaze DD Wakatake, Shell hits 1 DD Kuretake Allied Ships CV Indomitable CV Illustrious CV Formidable CL Mauritius CL Newcastle DD Hammann DD Helm, Shell hits 1 DD Preston DD Reid DD MacDonough DD Napier DD Tjerk Hiddes, Shell hits 1 Improved night sighting under 100% moonlight Maximum visibility in Clear Conditions and 100% moonlight: 12,000 yards Range closes to 24,000 yards... Range closes to 22,000 yards... Range closes to 20,000 yards... Range closes to 18,000 yards... Range closes to 16,000 yards... Range closes to 14,000 yards... Range closes to 12,000 yards... CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 12,000 yards CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 12,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CV Formidable at 12,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CV Illustrious at 12,000 yards DD Wakatake engages CV Formidable at 12,000 yards CL Newcastle engages CL Tenryu at 12,000 yards DD Asagiri engages CV Illustrious at 12,000 yards DD Shikinami engages DD Tjerk Hiddes at 12,000 yards DD Shikinami engages DD Napier at 12,000 yards DD Reid engages DD Asagiri at 12,000 yards DD Asagiri engages DD Preston at 12,000 yards DD Shikinami engages DD Hammann at 12,000 yards CL Tenryu engages DD Preston at 12,000 yards DD Reid engages DD Wakatake at 12,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CL Mauritius at 12,000 yards DD Reid engages DD Shikinami at 12,000 yards DD Kagero engages DD Napier at 12,000 yards DD MacDonough engages DD Shikinami at 12,000 yards DD Kagero engages DD Reid at 12,000 yards DD Wakatake engages DD Preston at 12,000 yards DD Helm engages DD Asagiri at 12,000 yards DD Hammann engages DD Kuretake at 12,000 yards Range closes to 11,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CV Formidable at 11,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CV Illustrious at 11,000 yards DD Wakatake engages DD MacDonough at 11,000 yards CL Newcastle engages CL Tenryu at 11,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CL Mauritius at 11,000 yards DD Tjerk Hiddes engages DD Shikinami at 11,000 yards DD Wakatake engages DD Napier at 11,000 yards DD Reid engages DD Asagiri at 11,000 yards DD Shikinami engages DD Preston at 11,000 yards DD Helm engages DD Asagiri at 11,000 yards DD Hammann engages DD Kuretake at 11,000 yards Range closes to 7,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CV Formidable at 7,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CV Illustrious at 7,000 yards DD Wakatake engages DD Preston at 7,000 yards DD Hokaze engages DD Helm at 7,000 yards CL Mauritius engages DD Asagiri at 7,000 yards DD Shikinami engages DD Tjerk Hiddes at 7,000 yards DD Kagero engages DD Helm at 7,000 yards DD Asagiri engages DD Reid at 7,000 yards DD Kuretake engages DD Preston at 7,000 yards DD Kagero engages DD Helm at 7,000 yards DD Kagero engages DD Hammann at 7,000 yards Range increases to 12,000 yards CL Tenryu engages CV Formidable at 12,000 yards DD Helm engages DD Kuretake at 12,000 yards DD Hokaze engages DD MacDonough at 12,000 yards DD Preston engages DD Asagiri at 12,000 yards DD Shikinami engages DD Tjerk Hiddes at 12,000 yards DD Kagero engages DD Reid at 12,000 yards DD Shikinami engages DD Preston at 12,000 yards DD Wakatake engages DD Helm at 12,000 yards DD Asagiri engages DD Hammann at 12,000 yards Allied Task Force Manages to Escape Task forces break off... Absorutery pathetic. What-ah about awesome Rong Rance, idiot? So many sprashes around carriers decks covered with anchovies.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 5:51:34 PM)
AMC covah Northern side Horn Isrand but take one up chuff. Sub attack near Horn Island at 90,127 Japanese Ships AMC Hokoku Maru, Torpedo hits 1 TB Tomozuru Allied Ships SS Halibut, hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 6:13:57 PM)
Asashio try join up at Torres Strait but run into ******* adjective carriers. Day Time Surface Combat, near Merauke at 87,127, Range 20,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Asashio, Shell hits 4, heavy fires Allied Ships CV Indomitable CV Illustrious CV Formidable CL Mauritius CL Newcastle DD Hammann DD Helm DD Preston DD Reid DD MacDonough DD Napier DD Tjerk Hiddes

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 6:16:15 PM)
IJN everything in area with gun. Morning Air attack on TF, near Gove at 86,128 Weather in hex: Heavy rain Raid spotted at 4 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 1 minutes Allied aircraft SBD-3 Dauntless x 15 No Allied losses Japanese Ships AMC Asaka Maru, Bomb hits 1 CM Itsukushima Aircraft Attacking: 11 x SBD-3 Dauntless releasing from 2000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb GP Bomb 4 x SBD-3 Dauntless releasing from 4000' Naval Attack: 1 x 1000 lb GP Bomb

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 6:36:59 PM)
Mandarake-san not-ah suppose Bettys fry from reverh 3 (Darwin)?

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 7:04:46 PM)
.. [image]local://upfiles/7983/78CEF660AF3846A9B8AE39D208A2C857.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 7:10:45 PM)
Situation: THREE CV's Escorts probabry row on burets Somebody nust-ah be row on gasorine CA force 40 nm behind carriers can make 30 kts but row on gasorine in DD's Rever 3 AF at Darwin, No air HQ Refer 4 at Ambon but no aviation support. Rever 4 at Koepang IJN carriers 22 hexes behind

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 8:59:17 PM)
Chickenboy-san raff and raff!

witpqs -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/11/2016 9:11:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cap Mandrake Situation: THREE CV's Escorts probabry row on burets Somebody nust-ah be row on gasorine CA force 40 nm behind carriers can make 30 kts but row on gasorine in DD's Split out CAs and damn the torpedoes! (They actually did that at Midway...) Rever 3 AF at Darwin, No air HQ Refer 4 at Ambon but no aviation support. Rever 4 at Koepang IJN carriers 22 hexes behind

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/13/2016 4:58:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Chickenboy-san raff and raff! **************Seaside Virra, Truk Ragoon********* Southern Freet Chief Counsurh:** Position of Imperiarh Japan-mens Navy targeted assassination anyone with Japan-mens accent permissiburh but very important have prausiburh deniabirity. Personarry, best approach probabry drowning accident with heavy weights but not-ah hear this from Hata-san. Watah pretty deep by Phirripines.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 4:34:00 PM)
*****************May 30, 1942(d)************** Prease to not-ah make fun of Japan-mens navy. Pursuit of F**** Adjective Carriers: Dutch-mens rittah ship detached perhaps because run out of gas or perhaps to srow down Japan-mens bitchen cruisers. Tjerk act rike compretah jerk. Akebono ratah go grub grub Night Time Surface Combat, near Merauke at 87,127, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Tone CA Kinugasa DD Akebono, Shell hits 3, on fire DD Mochizuki Allied Ships DD Tjerk Hiddes, Shell hits 1

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 4:38:00 PM)
Bitchen Japan-mens crusiers catch up and forrow correct path but Akebono rit up rike Roman candurh. Vice Admirarh Kawasaki comprete ****. Next time use Admirarh Yamaha. Night Time Surface Combat, near Merauke at 87,126, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Tone, Shell hits 3 CA Kinugasa, Shell hits 1 DD Akebono, Shell hits 3, heavy fires, heavy damage DD Mochizuki Allied Ships CV Indomitable, Shell hits 1 CV Illustrious, Shell hits 1, on fire CV Formidable CL Mauritius CL Newcastle, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Hammann, Shell hits 1 DD Helm, Shell hits 1 DD Preston DD Reid DD MacDonough DD Napier Improved night sighting under 100% moonlight Maximum visibility in Clear Conditions and 100% moonlight: 12,000 yards Range closes to 24,000 yards... Range closes to 22,000 yards... CONTACT: Allies radar detects Japanese task force at 22,000 yards Range closes to 20,000 yards... Range closes to 18,000 yards... Range closes to 16,000 yards... Range closes to 14,000 yards... Range closes to 12,000 yards... CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 12,000 yards CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 12,000 yards CA Kinugasa engages CL Mauritius at 12,000 yards CA Tone engages CV Illustrious at 12,000 yards DD Napier engages DD Akebono at 12,000 yards CA Tone engages DD MacDonough at 12,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Preston at 12,000 yards Range closes to 11,000 yards CA Tone engages CV Formidable at 11,000 yards CA Tone engages CV Illustrious at 11,000 yards DD Mochizuki engages DD Hammann at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Preston at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Napier at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD MacDonough at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Reid at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Helm at 11,000 yards DD Hammann engages DD Akebono at 11,000 yards Range closes to 7,000 yards CA Kinugasa engages CV Formidable at 7,000 yards CA Tone engages CV Formidable at 7,000 yards CA Tone engages CV Indomitable at 7,000 yards CA Tone engages CL Mauritius at 7,000 yards DD Napier engages DD Akebono at 7,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Reid at 7,000 yards DD Hammann engages DD Mochizuki at 7,000 yards Ammo storage explosion on CV Illustrious CA Tone engages CV Illustrious at 7,000 yards CA Tone engages CL Newcastle at 7,000 yards CL Mauritius engages CA Tone at 7,000 yards DD Reid engages DD Akebono at 7,000 yards DD Mochizuki engages DD Preston at 7,000 yards DD Helm engages DD Mochizuki at 7,000 yards DD Hammann engages DD Akebono at 7,000 yards Range increases to 11,000 yards CA Kinugasa engages CV Formidable at 11,000 yards CA Tone engages CV Formidable at 11,000 yards DD Mochizuki engages DD Hammann at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD MacDonough at 11,000 yards CA Tone engages CL Mauritius at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD MacDonough at 11,000 yards DD Akebono engages DD Hammann at 11,000 yards Allied Task Force Manages to Escape Task forces break off...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 4:39:50 PM)
At-ah reast Tichibana guy have pair of barrs. Irrustrious burning. Night Time Surface Combat, near Wessel Islands at 85,125, Range 12,000 Yards Japanese Ships AMC Kiyosumi Maru, Shell hits 10, heavy fires, heavy damage Allied Ships CV Indomitable CV Illustrious, heavy fires CV Formidable CL Mauritius CL Newcastle, on fire DD Hammann DD Helm DD Preston DD Reid DD MacDonough DD Napier Improved night sighting under 100% moonlight Maximum visibility in Clear Conditions and 100% moonlight: 12,000 yards Range closes to 24,000 yards... Range closes to 22,000 yards... Range closes to 20,000 yards... Range closes to 18,000 yards... Range closes to 16,000 yards... Range closes to 14,000 yards... Range closes to 12,000 yards... CONTACT: Japanese lookouts spot Allied task force at 12,000 yards CONTACT: Allied lookouts spot Japanese task force at 12,000 yards Tachibana, Masao crosses the 'T' AMC Kiyosumi Maru engages CV Formidable at 12,000 yards Range closes to 10,000 yards Range closes to 7,000 yards AMC Kiyosumi Maru engages DD MacDonough at 7,000 yards DD Preston engages AMC Kiyosumi Maru at 7,000 yards AMC Kiyosumi Maru engages DD Helm at 7,000 yards Range closes to 5,000 yards CV Formidable , CV Illustrious , CV Indomitable screened from combat - escorted by DD Napier , DD MacDonough , DD Reid , DD Preston , DD Helm , DD Hammann CL Newcastle engages AMC Kiyosumi Maru at 5,000 yards AMC Kiyosumi Maru engages CL Mauritius at 5,000 yards Range increases to 8,000 yards CV Formidable screened from combat - escorted by DD Napier , DD MacDonough , DD Reid , DD Preston , DD Helm , DD Hammann AMC Kiyosumi Maru engages CV Illustrious at 8,000 yards AMC Kiyosumi Maru engages CV Indomitable at 8,000 yards CL Newcastle engages AMC Kiyosumi Maru at 8,000 yards AMC Kiyosumi Maru engages CL Mauritius at 8,000 yards Range increases to 10,000 yards CV Formidable , CV Illustrious , CV Indomitable screened from combat - escorted by DD Napier , DD MacDonough , DD Reid , DD Preston , DD Helm , DD Hammann CL Newcastle engages AMC Kiyosumi Maru at 10,000 yards CL Mauritius engages AMC Kiyosumi Maru at 10,000 yards Tachibana, Masao orders Japanese TF to disengage Tachibana, Masao orders Japanese TF to disengage Task forces break off...

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 4:42:14 PM)
Kongo Maru bunch of pussies. Night Time Surface Combat, near Wessel Islands at 84,124, Range 26,000 Yards Japanese Ships AMC Kongo Maru CM Tsubame Allied Ships CV Indomitable CV Illustrious, heavy fires CV Formidable CL Mauritius CL Newcastle, on fire DD Hammann DD Helm DD Preston DD Reid DD MacDonough DD Napier

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 4:45:07 PM)
Ummm...nice escort but what-ah hahppen to othah 40 Betty on Ambon? Morning Air attack on TF, near Bathurst Island at 78,121 Weather in hex: Overcast Raid detected at 79 NM, estimated altitude 10,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 27 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 48 G4M1 Betty x 4 Allied aircraft Sea Hurricane Ib x 18 Martlet II x 20 F4F-3 Wildcat x 12 Japanese aircraft losses A6M2 Zero: 5 destroyed G4M1 Betty: 2 destroyed Allied aircraft losses Martlet II: 2 destroyed F4F-3 Wildcat: 1 destroyed Allied Ships CV Formidable

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 4:51:44 PM)
Tonga Isrands: Arried-dogs sneak engineers into Vaaa'a'a'vuuaa'aa and send cruisers to protect. Japan-mens bitchen crusiers kick ass. Canberra and Java reported sunk. Java confirmed. Night Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 8,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Chokai, Shell hits 1 CA Nachi, Shell hits 2 CA Aoba, Shell hits 1 CL Kitakami DD Nenohi DD Ariake Allied Ships CA Canberra, Shell hits 1, Torpedo hits 1 CL Java, Shell hits 3, on fire DD Blue DD Smith And..nice finare Night Naval bombardment of Vava'u at 141,165 Allied aircraft no flights Allied aircraft losses P-40E Warhawk: 5 damaged P-40E Warhawk: 1 destroyed on ground PBY-5 Catalina: 5 damaged PBY-5 Catalina: 1 destroyed on ground Japanese Ships CA Aoba CA Nachi CA Chokai CL Kitakami DD Ariake DD Nenohi Allied ground losses: 86 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 2 destroyed, 3 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Airbase hits 7 Airbase supply hits 1 Runway hits 26 Port hits 14 Port supply hits 7 Daytime gunnery batturh. Ariake probabry make Suva OK Day Time Surface Combat, near Vava'u at 141,165, Range 26,000 Yards Japanese Ships CA Chokai, Shell hits 2 CA Nachi, Shell hits 1 CA Aoba CL Kitakami DD Nenohi, Shell hits 2 DD Ariake, Shell hits 3, heavy fires, heavy damage Allied Ships CA Canberra, Shell hits 6, on fire CL Java, Shell hits 7, heavy fires, heavy damage DD Blue, Shell hits 1, on fire DD Smith, Shell hits 4, heavy fires, heavy damage

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 5:15:23 PM)
Probabry 2 more days to hit with rand based air unress Arried-dogs have enough gas to sprint. KB 19 hexes back...make up 5 hexes yestahday. Hiryu in orange...might have to detach tomorrow. One partiarry firred oirer at Kopeang. [image]local://upfiles/7983/3EA09392FA534936B48846E889EA87C5.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 5:29:37 PM)
Serious charrenge evacuate....err.....redeproy everyone from Austraia. Very important to shut down Rockhampton AF. Probabry have to sacrifice some rearguard units to srow down giant horde of Arried divisions come up coast road. [image]local://upfiles/7983/053C3B7A48E74B9E8FF9BF45BC0DEEEA.jpg[/image]

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 5:33:52 PM)
Yamato have first combat. Arried-dogs have CD guns at Rodkhampton. Arso 2 furr divisions. Round eyes arr ovah prace. Night Naval bombardment of Rockhampton at 95,152 - Coastal Guns Fire Back! Allied aircraft no flights Allied aircraft losses PBY-5A Catalina: 1 damaged 13 Coastal gun shots fired in defense. Japanese Ships BB Yamato CL Tatsuta DD Asakaze DD Nagatsuki DD Hatsushima Allied ground losses: 129 casualties reported Squads: 1 destroyed, 15 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 14 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Airbase hits 1 Runway hits 3 F1M2 Pete acting as spotter for BB Yamato BB Yamato firing at 41st Infantry Division CL Tatsuta firing at 7th Australian Division DD Asakaze firing at Rockhampton DD Nagatsuki firing at 7th Australian Division DD Hatsushima firing at 259th Coastal Artillery Battalion 259th Coastal Artillery Battalion firing at DD Hatsushima

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 5:35:10 PM)
One of evacuation...err...redproyment ships near Townsvirre. Sub attack near Palm Island at 94,143 Japanese Ships xAK Yamaura Maru, Torpedo hits 2, on fire, heavy damage CM Aotaka CM Hirashima Allied Ships SS S-40 Japanese ground losses: 54 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Non Combat: 1 destroyed, 1 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 5:36:30 PM)
Arried Army on cast road bring heavy AAA. Morning Air attack on 5th Australian Division, at 94,150 , near Rockhampton o Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid detected at 52 NM, estimated altitude 12,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 20 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 28 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 2 damaged G3M2 Nell: 1 destroyed by flak Allied ground losses: 17 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled and Morning Air attack on 2nd Australian Division, at 94,150 , near Rockhampton Weather in hex: Severe storms Raid detected at 80 NM, estimated altitude 15,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 26 minutes Japanese aircraft Ki-48-Ib Lily x 3 Ki-49-Ia Helen x 22 Japanese aircraft losses Ki-48-Ib Lily: 1 damaged Ki-49-Ia Helen: 4 damaged Ki-49-Ia Helen: 1 destroyed by flak Allied ground losses: 15 casualties reported Squads: 0 destroyed, 2 disabled Non Combat: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled Engineers: 0 destroyed, 0 disabled

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 5:56:20 PM)
Chickenboy-san have-ah joke...ah..."riddre" for Mandrake-san readers: Q: "How-ah many Japans-mens bitchen cruisah it-ah take to shoot up ord, fat, srow adjective cruisah that about of gas?" A: "How-ah many you got?" [:D] Domo. Domo. Chickenboy-san here arr week. Unress get sent to cornfierd. Try fish heads.

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 6:19:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Chickenboy-san have-ah joke...ah..."riddre" for Mandrake-san readers: Q: "How-ah many Japans-mens bitchen cruisah it-ah take to shoot up ord, fat, srow adjective cruisah that about of gas?" A: "How-ah many you got?" [:D] Domo. Domo. Chickenboy-san here arr week. Unress get sent to cornfierd. Try fish heads. Pretty good timing. Chickenboy-san go to Haha-jima? "Try fish heads"...haha. Onry possiburh excuse Kinugasa have broken B-turret before batturh..but..even so..Japan-mens highry trained for night batturh..Especiarry Akebono...crew rike freaking ninjas..8 inch guns vs 6 inch guns....Rong Rance torpedo in range....bah. Mandarake-san make whiskey drink.

Lecivius -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/21/2016 6:20:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chickenboy Chickenboy-san have-ah joke...ah..."riddre" for Mandrake-san readers: Q: "How-ah many Japans-mens bitchen cruisah it-ah take to shoot up ord, fat, srow adjective cruisah that about of gas?" A: "How-ah many you got?" [:D] Domo. Domo. Chickenboy-san here arr week. Unress get sent to cornfierd. Try fish heads. [image]local://upfiles/26061/DC4CD43F30D5460196FA9C608AED5949.jpg[/image]

sprior -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/23/2016 10:29:13 AM)
Jingre Berrs to arr our reader

Chickenboy -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/23/2016 3:52:35 PM)
Hai! Domo! Your readah say same-same to you and your rittah samurai!

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/26/2016 4:06:03 PM)
**************May 31, 1942(d)******************** Sink F**** Adjective Carriahs: Two DD's get croser than everyone erse. Crose enough to use Rong Rance, that-ah for surhe. Irrustrious burning pretty badry..or in this-ah case goodry. Evidentarry, Arried-dogs run out of burrets. Day Time Surface Combat, near Truscott at 69,121, Range 1,000 Yards Japanese Ships DD Isokaze, Shell hits 4, on fire DD Hakaze, Shell hits 1 Allied Ships CV Indomitable CV Illustrious, Shell hits 6 CV Formidable CL Mauritius DD Hammann DD Helm DD Preston DD Reid DD MacDonough, Shell hits 2 DD Napier Low visibility due to Thunderstorms Maximum visibility in Thunderstorms: 1,000 yards Range closes to 24,000 yards... Range closes to 22,000 yards... Range closes to 20,000 yards... Range closes to 18,000 yards... CONTACT: Allies radar detects Japanese task force at 18,000 yards Range closes to 16,000 yards... Range closes to 14,000 yards... Range closes to 12,000 yards... CONTACT: Allies radar detects Japanese task force at 12,000 yards Range closes to 11,000 yards... Range closes to 10,000 yards... Range closes to 9,000 yards... Range closes to 8,000 yards... Range closes to 7,000 yards... Range closes to 6,000 yards... Range closes to 5,000 yards... Range closes to 4,000 yards... Range closes to 3,000 yards... Range closes to 2,000 yards... Range closes to 1,000 yards... DD Hakaze engages CV Illustrious at 1,000 yards DD Isokaze engages CV Illustrious at 1,000 yards DD Isokaze engages CV Indomitable at 1,000 yards DD Reid engages DD Hakaze at 1,000 yards Range increases to 2,000 yards DD MacDonough engages DD Hakaze at 2,000 yards DD Isokaze engages CV Illustrious at 2,000 yards DD Isokaze engages DD Preston at 2,000 yar

Cap Mandrake -> RE: Sink F***** Adjective Carriers Team Spirit Meeting* (12/26/2016 4:08:59 PM)
Arso, evidentarry, Tjerk Hiddes not-ah brow up before....instead rag behind carriahs perhaps to sneak up on Kido Butai during night. Morning Air attack on TF, near Bathurst Island at 78,121 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid detected at 45 NM, estimated altitude 14,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 16 minutes Japanese aircraft A6M2 Zero x 60 B5N2 Kate x 19 D3A1 Val x 18 Japanese aircraft losses B5N2 Kate: 2 damaged D3A1 Val: 1 destroyed by flak Allied Ships CL Newcastle DD Tjerk Hiddes, Bomb hits 1, on fire, heavy damage Attack from Koepang. Not enough bombahs because ground crews tired. Baah. Afternoon Air attack on TF, near Derby at 65,123 Weather in hex: Moderate rain Raid detected at 78 NM, estimated altitude 13,000 feet. Estimated time to target is 30 minutes Japanese aircraft G3M2 Nell x 9 Ki-21-Ic Sally x 4 Ki-43-Ic Oscar x 100 Allied aircraft Sea Hurricane Ib x 16 Martlet II x 22 F4F-3 Wildcat x 13 Japanese aircraft losses G3M2 Nell: 2 destroyed, 2 damaged Ki-21-Ic Sally: 2 destroyed Ki-43-Ic Oscar: 7 destroyed Allied aircraft losses Martlet II: 1 destroyed Allied Ships CV Indomitable Aircraft Attacking: 5 x G3M2 Nell bombing from 9000 feet Naval Attack: 2 x 250 kg SAP Bomb, 4 x 60 kg GP Bomb

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